It’s true what they say. True happiness (and satisfaction) really does lie within. *wink* And I’m not talking about the regular kind but that one single most act of self-love that the world sees as ‘masturbation’. Once you’ve learnt how to pleasure yourself correctly, you don’t need anyone else to satisfy you anymore. You can (literally) take the matter in your own hands and feel oh-so-amazing, doing it exactly the way YOU want. But as fun and exciting and *immensely* satisfying it may feel, masturbation comes with a teensy-bit of a risk! Don’t you think?
While some women choose to masturbate when they’re alone, many give in to their desires as soon as they want to. But my oh my, if you’ve ever been caught masturbating, you’d know exactly how much you’d want to go back in time and change your decision. ‘Cause let’s admit – many a time, we get so carried away in attaining that orgasmic height that we end up forgetting what goes on around us.
Giphy
So, to make your not-so-guilty pleasure a bit more relatable, we asked a few women to – anonymously (obviously!) – share their most embarrassing, hilarious or awkward stories on how they were caught while ‘doing it’. And just like masturbation, these incidents are pretty darn good as well!
1. I Saw My 12-year-old Sister Walk-In…
“It was 3 am and I was sexting my boyfriend. And I was super turned on – obviously! I liked talking to him this late for I knew everyone at home would be asleep by then and I could do anything I want – as much as I want. Even then, I made sure to never take a risk and always locked my bedroom door. That day, as I was reading his texts and *feeling* myself down there, within just a few minutes, I found myself getting wet. Just when I was about to have an orgasm, I heard a knock on the door. I somehow thought that I had locked it, so I didn’t care and instead, continued masturbating – until I saw my 12-year-old sister walk in with a puzzled look on her face. I quickly told her to get out and then locked myself in for the rest of the night. I thought she’d forget about it the next day but instead, she smiled and said, ‘I know what you did last night.’ (even though I bet she didn’t). Apparently, I had to be *extra* nice to her for a month!”
Giphy
2. I Was Quick Enough To Take My Hands Out!
“My family and I used to have a movie night every Friday. That day, we decided to watch it in the drawing room where I had already been sitting all afternoon. I had just finished reading 50 Shades Darker and was feeling super horny. There was nothing I wanted to do more than go back into my room, have a quick orgasm and then come out. But then, my mom turned down the lights and my whole family was gathered, ready to watch the movie. So, I quietly ditched the spot right next to mom and sat on a beanbag at the back of the room. I had no choice but to do it right there! With all the heads turned right ahead, I knew nobody would be able to make out what I was doing, especially in the dark. I slowly slid my fingers into my shorts and started rubbing my clit while watching porn (on mute!) on my tiny screen. But I was so engrossed in my own fantasy world that I didn’t even notice my dad leave the room. As he came back, the first thing he did was turn on the lights on and made his way towards me, ‘What are you doing sitting so far apart from everyone, beta?’ Thankfully, I was quick enough to take my hands out and in a weird, nervous voice, I replied, ‘I like watching it from the back row’.”
Giphy
3. My Mom Let Herself Into The Bathroom…
“I was in my first year of college and had recently discovered the art of ‘self-exploration’. However, I was a bit reluctant to use my hands or ‘insert anything, anywhere’ in my body. I had no clue what was meant to be done! But what I did know was that my shower jet pleasured me in a kinky little way that even I couldn’t understand. So, every day, after returning from college, I would go for a shower and find myself doing this before anything else. One day, I was apparently taking too long in the bathroom. As I stood in the shower area with a jet in my hand, I pointed it towards my clit and started spraying it from a distance for stronger stimulation. Just as I was on the verge of climax, my mom let herself into the bathroom and pulled open the shower curtain to see what I was up to. I screamed and told her to leave almost immediately and made a big deal about this violation of my privacy, later (just to off-track the main topic). I kept wondering if she *really* knew or saw what I did. But I dared not ask!”
Giphy
4. I Didn’t Realise How Loud I Was!
“Normally, I’d always prefer doing it when I’m home alone but it had been a while since I had done it. And I was going crazy! I had never felt an urge more irresistible than this. So, one day, I decided to lock my bedroom and do it while my dad was still at home. It was in the afternoon so I was pretty sure that he would be napping. So, I decided to have some fun! I plugged in my earphones, played some sexy porn and started rubbing my clit, slowly and gently under the covers. I could feel myself getting wet down there and as soon as I began fingering, I couldn’t help but moan. But I was enjoying myself so much that I didn’t realise how loud I was. Within a few minutes, dad came running towards my bedroom and tried to break down the door to see why I sounded “like I was being choked”. I got so freaked out, that I couldn’t be turned on for days after that incident.”
Giphy
5. They Fled As Soon As They Caught Me…
“I was 18 years old when I grew into the habit of watching X-rated videos. Soon, I was very curious to know what turned me on – and how! I had never been in a relationship but could feel my needs, growing day by day. So, one day, I decided to explore my body on my own. I played a video on Youtube after searching ‘How To Masturbate (For Girls)’ and went on with it. LOL! Very soon, I found myself lying down on the bed and started feeling my boobs and rubbing my vagina from over my clothes. I didn’t even know what I was doing but was pretty adamant to have an orgasm just like the woman in the video. Suddenly, my brother and his friend barged in without knocking and I was mortified. They fled as soon as they caught me but I just sat there, frozen. Thankfully, he never even mentioned it again. We just ignored each other for weeks. And I never had the guts to try anything remotely close to that AGAIN – until I was at least 22!”
Giphy
6. My Mom Asked If I Was Able To Feel An Earthquake…
“I had been in a long distance relationship for 2 years. And as much as we tried to suffice through Skype, phone calls or even sexting – we obviously had our needs! One day, since my dad was travelling for some work, my mom decided to crash with me in my room at night. By the time I finished talking to my boyfriend on a call, she was fast asleep. It seemed like the perfect opportunity. As I had been so used to passionate lovemaking (all thanks to my idiot), I didn’t realise that I could get THIS carried away with masturbation too. Just a few minutes into fingering and rubbing my clit vigorously, my bed began shaking. Terrified, my mom woke up and asked me if I was able to feel an earthquake too. When she saw my hands in my pyjamas, I told her that I was having a weird rash. She later gave me an ointment to reduce the itchiness.”
Giphy
7. He Told Me That He Liked What He Saw!
“My husband and I had always been pretty ambitious. So, we knew what work meant for both of us and we never tried to interfere with each other’s professional life too much. Initially, when we got married, we had sex almost every single day. That reduced to 3, then 2 times a week and eventually, we became used to not having sex for months. And as a workaholic wife, I needed to release my stress and give in to my desires! So, without letting my husband know (i thought it might hurt him), I bought a vibrator and decided to give it a try at home. I used it once and became so addicted to it that later, I ended up using it almost every other night as soon as he would doze off. One night, whether it was the buzzing sound of the gadget that woke him up or that he simply just had to pee, he caught me moaning in our bathroom. While I was totally embarrassed, he told me that he liked what he saw. Surprisingly, he was completely turned on by it! He joined in and even helped me finish. Since then, this little gadget became our ultimate source of foreplay and has led to some of the sexiest nights we’ve ever had!”
Giphy
POPxo is now available in six languages: English, Hindi, Tamil, Telugu, Marathi and Bangla.
Love all things colourful and cute? Take it up a POP with POPxo Shop‘s collection of super fun mugs, phone covers, cushions, laptop sleeves and more!
