Keeping in line with all the social experiments I’ve been conducting on my boyfriend, the previous one being blow job tips, I decided to do one more. This time I wanted to know just how easy it was to turn him on and what it would take to get him in the mood. For a successful experiment, I decided to only converse in emojis after telling him that I was in mood for some sexting to see where he’d take it from there and how well he would understand my emotions. Let’s just say it was a fun and really confusing time for both of us!
Again, for the sake of objectivity, he wasn’t told about the experiment until afterwards. So here are the emojis I used to turn on my boyfriend!
This one is an obvious and was the first I sent!
His reaction: “Aww baby, I love you and want you too!” (He is a sweetheart, isn’t he?!)
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It was kind of an obvious one again, since I was easing him into it. After all, we’ve come to associate our beloved eggplant emoji with a penis!
His reaction: “Is that all? I was expecting some oral action!”
We’re the kind of couple who are always trying something new. So I sent him this because I really wanted some spanking that night and he wasn’t surprised by it!
His reaction: “I will and hard!”
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Since he’d compiled to my request so easily *wink*, this was the next I sent.
His reaction: “Just wait for tonight to know just how evil I am!”
I was deliberately going a little easy on him, as you must have noticed. I did not know how perceptive he would be but he’d been doing pretty well so far.
His reaction: “So tonight is on then? I’m glad! But can we stop this emoji business? It’s a little annoying.”
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His reaction: “Haha! You know just what gets me going instantly!”
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His reaction: “Yaasss!! It’s been so long since we showered together. You’re really distracting me now though. I am getting no work done!”
Not surprisingly, both of us love oral sex. So obviously, he needed to know he was in for some fun tonight.
His reaction: “Hahaha, does that mean what I think it does? If that’s what you want love!”
Since, I knew he was going to ‘return the favour’, I wanted to tell him that I was so excited for it! Sadly, he did not understand my emotions at all! *sigh*
His reaction: “Totally did not understand this one! When are you going to start texting again?”
If he was having a hard time deciphering the last one, I was sure he wouldn’t get this either. But my man keeps surprising me!
His reaction: “I will show you the stars and the constellations and probably give you a glimpse of heaven as well. But can you just leave your place to meet me already?”
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Again, kink is in my soul! And since we were meeting after a while, I needed some hard core lovin’!
His reaction: “Do you want me to tie you up and do you? Happy to be of service. Anytime, anywhere!”
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By now, the poor guy was just done with this emoji business and I could tell. But I decided to push him a little more.
His reaction: “Yes we will but not if you keep texting me emojis. It’s a buzzkill!”
I was totally done with the experiment too but I loved him more for not losing his patience with me mid-way. I knew I would have. So kudos to him!
His reaction: “Yes, I love you too. Come fast. Bye.”
Later, I told him about this experiment to turn him on using emojis . He laughed his head off and asked me how long was he expected to be a guinea pig for all these crazy little trials? I haven’t told him that this is going to continue for a while, because I can’t have him expect them and not react naturally!
The things I do for you guys! *sigh*