Let me speak for the general male population here – men love blow jobs. We do. We love sex too, of course, but blow jobs have a special place in our lives. Here are some thoughts about blow jobs most guys have had – at some point or another!
1. When am I going to get my next blow job?
*Counting down the minutes*
2. If I had to pick between sex and blow jobs, though…
What would I do?
3. Is there anything in the world that’s better than a blow job?
Nah, who am I kidding?
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4. I remember that time she gave me that insane blow job…
Even thinking about it makes me horny.
5. Does sending dick pics really make a guy get more blow jobs?
Like, would a girl look at the photo and think, ‘I want that in my mouth’?
6. I wish she would let me record it once…
So I can watch it when I can’t have the real thing.
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7. What would it be like to get a blow job…by two girls? At the same time?
Oh, damn… OH, DAMN.
8. Whoever came up with the idea of blow jobs must have been a genius.
We owe him (or her) so much.
9. Would she want to give me a blow job more often if I… brought some whipped cream or something to use?
Okay, no, that’s just weird. Right?
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10. I wish I could get a blow job right now.
*Every second of every day* #NotEvenKidding
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