Sex? Food? Sex? Food? Hmm, we’re so confused about which one is better. Nah, just kidding. We all (may or may not) love sex, but we all LOVE food. And for good reason too! Here is a list of 23 reasons why food is actually better than sex!
When you want it, how you want it – and it usually comes with extra cheese!
And, if you don’t get it within 30 minutes or less, it’s sometimes free!
Extra large pickle, thank ya.
… is when you have a food baby in your tummy!
Hey, look my favourite TV show is on. I can watch it AND eat my food.
In fact, they’re more likely to say “Beta, thoda aur le lo”. Yeaaaah. Score!
Better than a bit o’ sausage, anyday!
BUT chicken will never actually break your heart by not calling you back. Finger-Lickin-Good indeed. (In fact, you would be worried if the chicken tried to call you.)
Because, you know, that’s just for survival.
You don’t have to woo and seduce a partner and stuff.
Sex: Walk of shame. Food: Ooo, leftovers!!!
But it sure does make you feel all warm and cuddly on the inside… OMG mashed potatoes!
Except, maybe, a napkin.
Oh, this country!
We all like a bit of chocolate AND vanilla sometimes.
… is a lot easier than organizing a threesome!
But there’s no Zomato for sex yet!
You think Cheese Crust Pizza cares about that?
Hardly something your friends will discuss at that Girls’ Night Out, eh?
Food injuries are not embarrassing to explain to your doctor.
Sex just takes away energy. #Science
Because the answer is dessert. ALWAYS dessert.
If you’ve never had food, well, you’re dead.