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#FirstTime: 11 Thoughts We’ve All Had When Our Man Took Off His Clothes

Much as we love our men, it’s hard to argue with the fact that seeing one naked for the first time can be a bit disconcerting. It’s not that we hadn’t seen the drawings in the bio textbooks, or the pictures of Greek sculptures – it’s just that nothing really prepared us for the reality of seeing a naked man in the flesh. So tell us have you had these thoughts too?

1. “THAT is supposed to fit inside me?”

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2. “Wow, he has a lot more hair than I realized! And he walks around with all that just hanging?!”

3. “Okay, a naked woman definitely looks prettier than a naked man.”

4. “But, seriously, movies give you SUCH unrealistic expectations! I think I see a one-pack.”

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5. “I feel SOOO uncomfortable about being in the same room as him right now!”

6. “OMG, it’s going to be my turn to take my clothes off soon.”

7. “Okay, so now we’re both even (and a little embarrassed)”

8. “At least, he’s definitely excited to see me!”

9. “Wait a minute, I finaaaally get those banana jokes.”

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10. “I have such a strong urge to take a selfie”

11. “WOW, I can’t believe this actually happened!”

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06 May 2016

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