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My first orgasm in life taught me one thing - life is dreary without good sex. And that's the mantra I've lived by, even after marriage. Now, I don't mean to brag but when Mr. Braganza and I take it, we take it to town! After much thinking, I've decided it's best to share my bedroom adventures with you all. Because good sex and great stories are never a bad idea!
Ladies, if you think Mr. B and I restrict our below-the-belt activities to the bedroom, you’re mistaken! We’re the kind of couple who loves public displays of affection because why shouldn’t the world know how attracted and irresistible we are to each other? I know, some people find it annoying; like, the other day, when we were out for dinner with our friends, they were all like “get a room” every time I so much as held Mr. B’s hand. So we did, we got a whole bathroom to ourselves. You seem surprised, sweeties! Why shouldn’t we? After all...when pleasure calls, we answer! So, we sneaked into the ladies room and started kissing in a drunken stupor. I quickly unzipped his pants, there was no time for foreplay and all we wanted was to, well, basically screw each other's brains out!
Can you imagine what happened next? Read it here.