People often assume that there’s nothing about sex that a guy doesn’t enjoy. Well, that’s not quite true, ladies. There are so many things and so many questions about sex that we really don’t look forward to. Here are a few such sex questions we wish no girl would ever ask us in bed!
1. Where did you learn to do that?
Because, you know, we can’t possibly explain that in any acceptable way.
2. What kind of porn is your favourite?
This a bit too personal – and we really don’t want to be judged for our answer!
3. When was the last time you had sex before you met me?
There’s no good answer for this one – too soon or too long before… Either way!
4. What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done in bed?
Because if it wasn’t with you, we don’t want to mention it. At all!
5. On a scale of 0 to 10, how would you rate my blow job skills?
All blow jobs are amazing, ladies. And we can’t possibly give you a fair rating without making you a bit mad. And we don’t want to make you mad!
6. What were you thinking of during sex?
You won’t believe our one-word answers (‘Nothing’ and ‘You’), so why even go there?
7. How often do you masturbate?
Um. Again, we really don’t want to be judged if the frequency is way higher than what you were expecting.
8. What have you told your friends about our sex life?
It’s just guy talk, and it’s nothing bad. We swear! But we don’t wanna give you the exact details!
9. Have you ever slept with someone while you were seeing someone else?
We were all careless and young once, right? Do we really need to revisit old mistakes?
10. What’s the one thing you would want to change about our sex life?
We don’t want you to think we’re not happy with our sex lives – but there’s always room for more experiments, isn’t there?
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