1. YESSS, I’m not a virgin any more!
2. But that was stickier than I expected.
3. Hmm, and it still kind of stings.
4. Why isn’t he saying anything?
5. Did I do something wrong? It didn’t sound
like I did something wrong.
6. Should I
say something? Like, what?
7. F***, I really need to pee. How do I tell him?
8. Fine. I’m just going.
9. How do I reach for my clothes without him noticing?
10. OMG, I really need to fix my hair and makeup before I go back out!
11. Damn, where is the water? Can I tell him I’m really hungry?
12. Aww, he asked me how I’m feeling. That’s so sweet!
13. Hmm, are you supposed to orgasm the first time?
14. I’ve heard it gets better with time. Will he be up for doing it again?
15. Okay, so how long do I need to wait before I can text my bestie?
16. Why is he picking up his phone? Is HE texting about this too?
17. Dammit, was that someone at the door? Did he not lock it?!
18. Oops, mum calling - how does she always know these things?
19. Omigod, will she be able to TELL when she sees me?!
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Whether it was ten years ago, or ten days, this list is something you will definitely relate to. Here are 19 thoughts we have all had after our first time!
Published on Mar 30, 2015