Women from all around the world are live-tweeting about their period with the hashtag #livetweetyourperiod, to show that not every woman goes through menstruation the same way. While the cause might be serious, but damn, these tweets are downright hilarious. The brutally honest description of these women going through that ‘time of the month’ with leave you in tears from laughing too hard.
1. The Unwelcome Guest
My period came early. #livetweetyourperiod pic.twitter.com/pZ7pd20UrJ
— Laura (@lauraannsport) January 26, 2018
2. We All Know That Feeling
Did someone impale me with knives? Do I have to take a huge dump? Is Satan fisting me and slowly pulling my organs out to devour as a snack? Did someone fill my uterus with Coke & Mentos? WE MAY NEVER KNOW. (It’s actually menstrual cramps. Welcome to hell.) #livetweetyourperiod
— soft spot (@softmush) January 21, 2018
3. Ouch
I sneezed so hard my tampon popped out. #livetweetyourperiod
— Samantha C. Johnson (@thelaymansdr) January 7, 2018
4. That’s One Way To Put It
Day not fully 2 yet:
I feel like someone put balloons under my skin and is slowly inflating them.
Pls kill me. #LiveTweetYourPeriod
— Demon Gyal: Reloaded (@shxrz_) December 22, 2017
5. Women Are Badass
#livetweetyourperiod The lifeblood drains from my body as I continue to work my 40 hour work week as if nothing is happening but yeah, I’m the “weaker sex” #uhhuh #sure #gofuckyourself
— Yep, still here (@CDub30) December 4, 2017
6. Not The Wake-Up Call I Expected
I know im not pregnant, you can stop now.
— Jen Hughes (@dearoctopus4) November 22, 2017
7. Period Cravings Are Legit
How the fuck am I drinking soda? I don’t have soda in my apt….oh yeah I went out in this freezing, windy New England fall night to buy soda. #livetweetyourperiod #stupiduterus
— 🗡Angela🗡 (@_une_femme_) November 20, 2017
8. All I Need Is Your Love
First day of the period is always the worst. I just need some love, attention, and TLC. 💖 #livetweetyourperiod pic.twitter.com/p1CBjfT1FZ
— Eleanor Wilkinson (@EllieBerry121) October 23, 2017
9. Meftalspas Is My BFF
It’s so ridiculous, are these cramps or did my appendix just burst? #livetweetyourperiod
— bonita applebum (@_banblackbird) September 29, 2017
10. The Gross Reality
It’s day two and I’ve spent 90% of the day on the toilet #livetweetyourperiod pic.twitter.com/dToE5mflVe
— tara costello, smiling politely 🦀 (@Catstello) September 26, 2017
Happy bleeding, ladies!