‘After a while, you just want to be with someone who makes you laugh’ - Mr Big from Sex And The City was so on-point when he said this. Sure, you can do things to make him laugh when you’re around him but for those times when you’re not around, text messages do their job. Here are 11 silly and funny texts for him that will crack him up!
1. ‘I wanted to send you something that would make you smile, but the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox! *Sad face emoji*’
Aww! But this message will definitely make him smile.
2. ‘Me without you is like a nerd without braces, shoes without laces and ASentenceWithoutSpaces.’
Oh-so-cheesy but totally works!
3. ‘Well, I am an unemployed girl with a certificate in cuddling, a diploma in caring and a degree in kissing. Do you have a job for me?’
4. ‘Excuse me, I just dropped something looking at your pictures again… My jaw!’
And my heart too!
5. ‘Your body has 65% water and guess what? I am very thirsty at the moment.’
See now this one’s a winner!
6. ‘Do you know how much do penguins weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hello!’
A saviour when you’ve had that tiny argument.
7. ‘I love you as much as I love fries’
Jeez, that’s a lot of love, okay?
8. ‘How you doin?’ *Joey’s sly smile*
Any Friends’ fan is going to smile through this at any point in the day.
9. ‘I can’t decide what I want more, food or you? Food… No, you. Maybe, food on you!’
10. ‘I am not a photographer, but I can still picture you and me together...in my bed.’
*See you when I see you*
11. ‘If you were a vegetable you know what you’ll be? A cute-cumber!’
Published on Apr 09, 2017