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Oh No He DIDN'T: 15 Things Boyfriends Should NEVER Say!

Dear boyfriends, 

What on earth makes you think you can say out loud every random thought that pops into your head?! Seriously, sometimes we do wonder where your filter disappeared! Well, just in case it’s still super hard for you to decipher what is “sensitive territory”, we have come up with a definitive list of things you should NEVER say to us. Please play it by the book.

Thanking you,

Yours sincerely,

Girlfriends everywhere

1. “Have you put on weight?”


DON’T EVEN...

Things Boyfriends Should Never Say 1

2. “Why are you looking so tired?”


Maybe because you are draining me mentally!

Things Boyfriends Should Never Say 2

3. “I don’t understand why you like this movie so much!”


Kuch Kuch Hota Hai, Rahul, Tum Nahi Samjhoge. For Real.

Things Boyfriends Should Never Say 3

4. “Your best friend talks too much.”


Don’t even get me started on YOUR best friend!

Things Boyfriends Should Never Say 4

5. “Your cousin is damn hot!”


Hey, that’s family. That’s a territory you DO NOT tread.

Things Boyfriends Should Never Say 5

6. “Do I HAVE to accompany you to that dinner?”


Yes. The same way I HAD TO accompany you for the last 15 not-so-entertaining dinners with your friends. Just kidding! :)

Things Boyfriends Should Never Say 6

7. “I haven’t thought so much about the future. Let’s live in the moment!”


Sure, like animals. Let’s!

Things Boyfriends Should Not Say

8. “Oh God! Are you PMSing again?”


PMS? What PMS? You’re PMSing!

Things Boyfriends Should Never Say 8

9. “You got a haircut? I can’t even tell!”


Oh, that’s right, how could I forget! You have to NOTICE things to be able to tell.

Things Boyfriends Should Not Say

10. “Shopping is boring.”


Okay, we get it. Shopping doesn’t excite you. But, just learn to go with the flow like we have, SO many times in the past! :)

Things Boyfriends Should Never Say 10

11. “I hate kids!”


And there go all my hopes of a future with you!

Things Boyfriends Should Not Say

12. “You’re wearing THAT?”


… And you notice just when I’m about to step out the door? Really?!

Things Boyfriends Should Never Say 12

13. “Why do you remember EVERYTHING?”


Why do you FORGET everything?

Things Boyfriends Should Not Say

14. “Date Night? Why don’t we just stay in and play a game on the Xbox?”


Awee! How sweet! And I love you too. NOT.

Things Boyfriends Should Never Say 14

15. “Could you repeat that? I wasn’t listening.”


It’s like talking to a wall!

Things Boyfriends Should Not Say

GIFs: tumblr, wifflegif, giphy

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Published on May 28, 2015
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