As women, if we had a rupee for every time someone told us how to look, what to eat, whom to date, when to get married, how soon to start procreating, and especially how to dress, we’d be rich beyond our wildest imaginations. We’d love nothing more than to be left alone and not to be told what to do, especially on days where all we want to do is dress up and look our confident best. Unfortunately, there’s always going to be somebody who will object to the length of our dresses, and now, it’s about time we retaliate with everything we’ve got. Here is a list of 13 kickass replies for when people tell you your dress is too short!
Give ‘em hell right back!
Seriously. When did I?
Because I sincerely don’t, so back off.
And it may be contagious; please stay away.
Totally my bad.
The suspense is killing me!
Do you really have nothing better to do in your life?
Drop that mic, girl!
Because trust me, you need to be looked at ASAP!
If I rolled my eyes any further back, they will explode in my sockets.
You asked for it.
How dare you question my belief system.
How I wish you knew that.
Now go and slay in your favourite dresses, girls. You do you!