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80 ‘Flirty & Funny’ Texts To Make Your Guy Laugh Out Loud!

80 ‘Flirty & Funny’ Texts To Make Your Guy Laugh Out Loud!

We all remember the iconic line by Mr. Big from Sex And The City, ‘After a while, you just want to be with someone who makes you laugh’. Well, he was definitely on-point with this! We all want to be with someone with a good sense of humour and who can put a smile across our face. While it is easier to crack jokes with your partner when he’s around, a funny text can do a solid job too. So here’s a list of flirty and funny texts to make him laugh, even when you are miles apart.

Flirty Texts To Make Him Laugh

Amp up your game by adding a dose of humour to your flirty text messages. Not only are they a great way to break ice but also a subtle way to show your fun side. So start saving these flirty text messages to make him laugh! 

  1. I bet if you were a triangle you’d be an acute one 
  2. Do you prefer the bigger spoon or the little one? Asking for a friend… you know?
  3. I wanted to send you something that would make you smile, but the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox! *Sad face emoji*’
  4. Me without you is like a nerd without braces, shoes without laces and ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
  5. Your body has 65% water and guess what? I am very thirsty at the moment.
  6. ‘How you doin?’ *Joey’s sly smile*
  7. I think God created you on Sunday and added more honey than needed.
  8. You remind me of my favorite tea: HOT n’ SWEET.
  9. Have you heard that ‘My milkshake brings all the boys to the Yard’? BUT, you are the Only One that I accept in my yard.
  10. If you and I were socks, we for sure would make a great pair.
  11. You are my kryptonite.
  12. If I were a cat, I’d spend all nine of my lives with you.
  13. I dare you to be naked when I get home.
  14. Do you like Star Wars? Because YODA one to me.
  15. I hope your day is as perfect as my butt.
  16. I really want pizza. And a cute guy to eat it with.
  17. I had a vivid dream about you last night …and I woke up sticky
  18. I’ve been practising my yoga moves. Wanna see?
  19. Ok, so you’re obviously a wizard, because my cat just admitted that she’d give up her spot on my bed for you.
  20. Looking forward to you seeing me tonight… ha

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flirty texts to make him laugh

Funny Flirty Quotes to Make Him Smile

The quickest and easiest way to make his day, other than sending good food, is a funny text. The joke doesn’t have to be an original, but can be a funny quote you read somewhere. So, take a note of these funny quotes to make him smile and his day bright right now. 

  1. “A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.” ―Tim Allen
  2. “No, I don’t get butterflies in my stomach when I’m with you; I get the entire zoo!” — Unknown
  3. “I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” —Rita Rudner
  4. “I love you even when I’m really, really hungry.” — Holly Wood
  5. “I could lay next to you forever. Or until we decide to go eat.” — Gilda Lily
  6. “Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” —Jack Handey
  7. “I promise to always be by your side. Or under you. Or on top.” — Joe King
  8. “Every day, I find myself falling in love with you a little bit more, but damn, you were annoying for sure the other day.“ — Unknown
  9. “As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy.” ―Ralphie May
  10. “You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how.” ―Rhett Butler, Gone With The Wind
  11. “I love you with all my butt. I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.” — Emma Nate
  12. “What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday.” — Cindy Garner
  13. “All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” — Charles M. Schulz
  14. “I remember it like it was yesterday. Of course, I don’t really remember yesterday all that well.” — Dory (Ellen DeGeneres), Finding Dory
  15. “I love you even more than I am annoyed by you. Which is a lot.” — Brighton Early
  16. “Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.” — Judith Viorst
  17. “Everytime you sneeze, I want to say ‘God bless you.’ But then I look at myself and realize that he already has.” — Unknown
  18. “If you can stay in love for more than two years, you’re on something.” — Fran Lebowitz
  19. “Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.” — Joan Crawford
  20. “True love is the best thing in the world, except for cough drops.” ― William Goldman

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Funny Flirty Quotes to Make Him Smile

Jokes To Make Someone Laugh Over Text

Tbh, making someone laugh is one hell of a task! But with the right words you can totally crush it. To help you with that, we have curated a list of 20 jokes to make someone laugh over text. Check it out! 

  1. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball.
  2. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
  3. What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!
  4. How do bees brush their hair? With honeycombs!
  5. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
  6. What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I’m dressing.
  7. Why does a seagull fly over the sea? Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.
  8. Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crumby.
  9. What is the tallest building in the entire world?  The library, because it has so many stories.
  10.  The past, present and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
  11.  How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut!
  12. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta
  13.  How do you make a water bed bouncier? Add spring water.
  14. Why don’t we see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.
  15.  Why are fish so intelligent? Because they live in schools!
  16. What do you think of that new diner on the moon? Food was good, but there really wasn’t much atmosphere.
  17. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.
  18. What does a baby computer call his father? Data!
  19. Why can’t your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it’d be a foot.
  20. What did the banana say to the dog? Nothing. Bananas can’t talk.

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Jokes To Make Someone Laugh Over Text

Flirty Jokes To Make Him Laugh

If you feel awkward sending a serious flirty text, why not switch it up with something more humorous. To help you get started we have compiled a list of flirty jokes to make him laugh.

  1. Well, I am an unemployed girl with a certificate in cuddling, a diploma in caring and a degree in kissing. Do you have a job for me?
  2. Excuse me, I just dropped something looking at your pictures again… My jaw!
  3. Do you know how much do penguins weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hello!
  4. I love you as much as I love fries!
  5. I can’t decide what I want more, food or you? Food… No, you. Maybe, food on you!
  6. I am not a photographer, but I can still picture you and me together…in my bed.
  7. If you were a vegetable you know what you’ll be? A cute-cumber!
  8. You are under arrest for being too cute. Your punishment is to be silent and if not followed then you will be silenced with kisses.
  9. I want you to have a candle-lit dinner and say those magical three words to you… Pay the bill!
  10. True love is like a pillow, You can hug it when you’re in trouble, You can cry on it when you’re in pain, You can embrace it when you’re happy, So when you need true love, Buy a pillow!
  11.  have spent many sleepless nights in your love and I don’t want my son to do the same for your daughter… So let’s make them brother and sister.
  12. I will love you forever. LOL! But I can’t live that long.
  13. If kissing is the language of love then we have a lot to talk about.
  14. People say that love is in every corner… but I guess I must be walking in circles, what say?
  15. If you’re cute, you can call me baby. If you’re nice, you can call me sweetie But if you’re hot, you can call me tonight!
  16. I love you like I love my cake, like my last bite of pizza and the money in my bank. God I really love you so much!
  17. Please can you stop wandering through my mind, you Speedy Gonzales.
  18. A kiss burns like 7 calories a minute, wanna workout?
  19. I wish you day is as perfect as my butt.
  20. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.

So girls, hurry up and send these flirty and funny texts to make him laugh like crazy.

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13 Jan 2023

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