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20 ‘Silly & Funny’ Texts To Make Your Guy Laugh Like Crazy!!

20 ‘Silly & Funny’ Texts To Make Your Guy Laugh Like Crazy!!

‘After a while, you just want to be with someone who makes you laugh’ – Mr Big from Sex And The City was so on-point when he said this. Sure, you can do things to make him laugh when you’re around him but for those times when you’re not around, text messages do their job. Here are 11 silly and funny texts for him that will crack him up!


Make Your Texts More Fun And Interesting By Adding A Pinch Of Humour

Make your special someone like you more by sending him these given below funny and cute texts to make him laugh. Here are some funny things to text a guy you like.

1. ‘I wanted to send you something that would make you smile, but the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox! *Sad face emoji*’

Aww! But this message will definitely make him smile.

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2. ‘Me without you is like a nerd without braces, shoes without laces and ASentenceWithoutSpaces.’

Oh-so-cheesy but totally works!

Also Read: How to Propose a Boy

3. ‘Well, I am an unemployed girl with a certificate in cuddling, a diploma in caring and a degree in kissing. Do you have a job for me?’

Employment guaranteed!

4. ‘Excuse me, I just dropped something looking at your pictures again… My jaw!’

And my heart too!

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5. ‘Your body has 65% water and guess what? I am very thirsty at the moment.’

See now this one’s a winner!

Also Read Rules For Texting Your Ex-Boyfriend

6. ‘Do you know how much do penguins weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hello!’

A saviour when you’ve had that tiny argument.

7. ‘I love you as much as I love fries’

Jeez, that’s a lot of love, okay?

Also Read: Intresting Questions to ask your crush

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8. ‘How you doin?’ *Joey’s sly smile*

Any Friends’ fan is going to smile through this at any point in the day.

9. ‘I can’t decide what I want more, food or you? Food… No, you. Maybe, food on you!’

Just yum!

10. ‘I am not a photographer, but I can still picture you and me together…in my bed.’

*See you when I see you*

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11. ‘If you were a vegetable you know what you’ll be? A cute-cumber!’

Nuff said.

11. ‘If you were a vegetable you know what you’ll be? A cute-cumber!’

Compliments like these never hurt!

12.  You are under arrest for being too cute. Your punishment is to be silent and if not followed then you will be silenced with kisses.

Isn’t it a cute and funny invite for a makeout?

13.  I want you to have a candle-lit dinner and say those magical three words to you… Pay the bill!

He will definitely laugh at this one!

14.  True love is like a pillow, You can hug it when you’re in trouble, You can cry on it when you’re in pain, You can embrace it when you’re happy, So when you need true love, Buy a pillow!

Yeah, end it with a funny twist!

15.  I have spent many sleepless nights in your love and I don’t want my son to do the same for your daughter… so lets make them brother and sister.

Did you just propose girl?

16.  I will love you forever. LOL! But I can’t live that long.

True that!

17. If kissing is the language of love then we have a lot to talk about.

…and let’s just stop texting after this text. Let him come over.

18. People say that love is in every corner… but I guess I must be walking in circles, what say?

A good way to bring your crush’s attention to your love life.

19. If you’re cute, you can call me baby If you’re nice, you can call me sweetie But if you’re hot, you can call me tonight!

Nothing is better than flirting with a sense of humour.

20. I love you like i love my cake, like my last bite of pizza and the money in my bank. God I really love you so much!

Do you have a better way to say ‘I love you’ in a funny way? Let us know if you do.

These are some funny texts to make him laugh.

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06 Apr 2017

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