What’s worse than not being able to make a relationship last? A belligerent, nagging ex who keeps coming back to your life - much like an unpleasant cold which you’d thought you got rid of two weeks ago. But sometimes shrugging off and letting go is for the best, really. Here are 10 awesome comebacks for your ex when he says stupid stuff to you and you have run out of effs to give!
Oh, that’s terrible. I feel sorry for all of them because you are a colossal waste of time.
Nope. But I’m pretty sure you have lost your mind.
Thanks. But I feel the exact opposite.
I seriously don’t think that I care.
Give me a second. I am on it.
Good, stay there. I am away for a vacation and your face will keep the burglars away.
I’d rather kiss a cactus than get back together with you.
How do I put it gently? I really don’t care.
Why thank God for that!!
Or we could be strangers who have nothing to do with each other.
Hahahahhahah. I see your sense of humour is getting better.
Yes. In your dreams, you sure can.