We might not do the right things always. But we know when to keep our mouths shut - or, at least, in some cases, we do. So while we may think these things about you girls, we'll never openly admit that we do!
1. Your obsession with shopping is plain weird.
Um, how can you even go shopping if you have no idea what you need to buy?
2. You're kind of really, REALLY scary when you PMS.
We wish there was a board about you girls that said "Status: PSM-ing" because at least that way we're prepared for the onslaught.
3. You're all similarly confusing!
We know you think you're different and unique. And you all are. But you all can be so confusing about the SAME exact things. Doesn't matter if we're talking about our mothers, sisters or girlfriends. You're all equally confusing.