Pretty much half the population of the world has been blessed with boobs. So what’s the big deal about them, we’ve heard the ladies in our lives wondering. You know what they say: you want most what you don’t have! Okay, kidding, that’s not the real reason, but it does factor into our obsession in some ways. An obsession that most of you ladies consider ridiculous. It’s not, though. Trust us. Here’s us trying to explain why guys love boobs so much…
First and foremost: they’re just so damn beautiful! No, seriously. Consider a naked man. Then consider a naked woman. Which one – speaking completely objectively – do you think is the more aesthetically appealing? No, the naked man is NOT the correct answer. Not to us heterosexual guys, at least.
Then, of course, there’s the tease factor. We know you have them, we can see the outline of them, and on lucky days, when you’ve chosen a tight tee, we can even see the actual shape of them. And yet they remain hidden from sight, with an occasional flash of cleavage to tempt us. Constant tease. Seriously.
Next… Ladies, have you touched your boobs? (You must have, we know, but we can’t help marvelling.) We can’t get over how great they feel. And they taste even better! Besides, they’re super responsive – and doing stuff to them seems to turn you on very much too. Now that’s a bonus if there ever was one – giving you pleasure while playing with our favourite toys!
Finally: there are two of them! Each one is prettier than the other. It’s like we’re in bed with you, a gorgeous girl, and you’ve brought your two hottest friends along. Can you blame us guys for feeling a bit obsessed? 😉
Joey from F.R.I.E.N.D.S. said it best: “…you know what blows my mind? Women can see breasts any time they want. You just look down and there they are. How you get any work done is beyond me.” Truer words were never spoken.
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