We’re not all getting to hook up when we want to. But sometimes, occasionally, when the universe is feeling extra generous, things do happen! And while the anticipation of it is quite equal for both – the guy and the girl – the thoughts running through their minds are quite different! Here’s a peek into how most hook ups actually go down. For the girl AND the guy!
Girl: Hmm. When was the last time I kissed someone?! I can’t even remember!!!
Boy: I gotta get some, maaaan!
Girl: I gotta do something about this. This is a ridiculous state of affairs.
Boy: Who can I call? Oh yeah, X’s friend’s friend – SO hot! What was her name again?
Girl: Listen, Y, that guy I met at your friend X’s party – what do you think about him?
Boy: Yo, X, bro – you gotta get everyone together for drinks this evening, man.
Girl: Ooh. He’s here! So lucky!
Boy: YES. She’s here. SCORE!!
Girl: Shots shots shots
Boy: Shots shots shots
Girl: Yay, PRIVACY!
Boy: Yay, PRIVACY!
Girl: Oh god, do I have bad breath? Should have had some mint damn it.
Boy: So we’ve been kissing for a few minutes. Time to move to second base?
Girl: Is his hand on my boob? Wait. Which bra did I wear today?
Boy: So we’ve been on second base for a few minutes. Time to move to third base?
Girl: Hmm. SO. Should I? Shouldn’t I? Do I realllyyyy want to, though?
Boy: So we’ve been on third base for a few minutes. Time to seal the deal, right? RIGHT?
Girl: Yeah, I probably shouldn’t be doing this when I’m so drunk…
Girl: Good grief, what did I almost do last evening?!
Boy: Drank so much. Can’t remember anything.
Girl: Hmm, is he going to call me? Should I text?
Boy: Hmm, is there pizza in the fridge?
Girl: Well, at least I got to make out with someone.
Boy: I gotta get some, maaan! *To a different friend* Where are we chilling tonight?