I’m a messy eater – often clumsy, lazy sometimes and hungry always. I guess, you could say my spirit animal is a panda. Of all the apps I have on my phone, seven are food. I order food online almost everyday, whether it’s a noodle box or a single brownie. And here are all the thoughts that sprint through my head while I’m at it.
The best part about ordering food online is that you don’t have to go to food. Food comes to you. But the moment we see a green dot next to ‘On its way,’ you can’t expect us to be patient.
The struggle is real.
But then I would have to share my food too.
My heart says ‘pizza’ but my hips say ‘salad.’ And as Shakira said, “hips don’t lie!” Damn you, calories!
Whoever said ‘Size doesn’t matter,’ is wrong. SO wrong.
That moment when a roll for 80 bucks totals down to Rs 264 after delivery charges. As if taxes weren’t eating us alive!
And her name is chicken momos.
Give me a food coupon and I’ll be less guilty about all the calories I’m about to inhale.
I’m not a huge fan of keeping cash in my wallet and my bank account is not a huge fan of it either. But you have got to make the best of a situation.
It almost never happens but, hey, I’m possessive about my dude and my food.
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This explains the mountain of empty Coke bottles in my room.
And the thought that starts it all. You know you’re hungry, but you don’t always know what you want.
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