Tell me those three magical words and I’ll be yours forever!
– “I Got Mangoes.”
Nope, not kidding. If you’ve got mangoes, then you, my friend, have got my love. So, I will break it down for you if you haven’t figured it out already—I love mangoes. How much do I love them? Okay, picture this: A happy kid who’s left in an adventure park with unlimited rides, candy floss, and magic shows. Well, I’m that happy kid and my adventure park is a bucket full of mangoes. You know how people have a favourite season? Summer, winter or autumn? Mine is mango season. Yes, it is a thing don’t even try to tell me otherwise.
NGL, my obsession with mangoes have gone so far that I legit wish I could date it instead. Why not? I bet that this delicious fruit will be better than all my exes combined. Still trying to figure out the whys and hows? Then let me help you understand that why I wish my beau was a mango.
7 Reasons I Want To Date A Mango Instead
P.S. I know it’s not possible, okay? So dear future hubby, I hope you take pointers on how to be more like mangoes. Trust me, that’s the best damn thing ever!
Be In Love With A King
Is it even a question? Kweens date kings! And, who’s the king of fruits? Mangoes. So, why should we even consider dating anyone who doesn’t rule everyone’s heart? Cannot find a reason? Me neither.
So Sweet, So Damn Sweet!
Not just sweet, mango sweet! Find it super romantic when your boo whispers sweet nothings to you while you’re sleeping? Imagine how amazing it would be to live with someone who can give you an OD of sweetness.
Lovers Disappoint, Mangoes Don’t
Lovers disappoint. Yes, they do. We set realistic and unrealistic expectations from our partner and in the end, we face consequences that are not always pleasant. Do you know who doesn’t disappoint? Mangoes. They are juicy and refreshing and will satisfy you even when they’re not fully ripped. Win-win, right?
And The People’s Choice Award Goes To…
If my boo was a mango, my father would’ve loved him unconditionally too. And, that’s saying a lot, don’t you think? Is there anyone who doesn’t adore mangoes? We don’t think so. This yum fruit is a people’s favourite and obviously, it feels great to date someone who is appreciated by all.
Oh So Versatile!
Chutney, milkshake, ice cream, cake, pickle, and whatnot. Mango can fit in any dish easily and that’s why we enjoy it so much. Believe it or not ladies, but that’s also what we look for in a man. Someone who is versatile, flexible, and can adapt to every situation. Seriously, I wasn’t kidding when I said that my future hubby should take notes from mangoes.
Hello Beaut! Why So Good Looking?
Enna sona kyu rab ne banaya! That’s what comes to our mind when we look at this beauty! Oh so lush and totes mouthwatering. NGL, there’s a reason why yellow is considered such a happy colour. Because of mangoes! Slice them finely for us and we can keep staring at ’em for hours. Now, imagine your beau that good-looking. You get the point, right?
Can’t Get Enough Of It
Think of a person who doesn’t want more than one slice of mango. Nope, you cannot because there is no such human. Mangoes are irresistible. You can never have enough of it. When it comes to this yummilicious fruit, you are never done. That’s exactly how we prefer our men!
BRB, going to grab the love of my life!
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