29 Crazy Thoughts We ALL Have When He Doesn’t Text Back!

Dear boys, we love you, but WHY do you torment us by not replying to our messages? In a TIMELY manner?

If you’ve ever been in this situation – and which girl hasn’t?! – we’re sure you’ve thought at least a few completely crazy things. We bring you what’s gone on with us.

1. Why is this happening to me?

2. Did he break his phone?

3. Is he OKAY? What if he’s had an accident or something?

4. OMG, did the message even get delivered? Should I change my phone service provider?

5. Sh*t, maybe he noticed the typo!

6. I can see the blue ticks. Maybe he hates me.

7. Should I send him a reminder?

8. Should I pretend the text wasn’t meant for him? (“Oops, wrong window!”)

9. I KNEW I should have put more emojis…

10. Crap, what if he doesn’t like emojis – should I have not put any?!

11. What if he thinks I’m desperate?

12. Can I pretend my sister was messing with my phone?

13. I don’t have a sister. 🙁 But does HE know that?

14. What if I bump into him somewhere before he replies?! Should I ask him why he never replied?

 

15. Need to do damage control. Calling my friends now…

16. WTF, what do they mean I’m overreacting?!

17. WHAT DOES THIS ALL MEAN?

18. I’m NEVER ever texting him again.

19. Fine, I will REPLY if he sends me a text, but I’m never being the FIRST to text, again.

20. Maybe he’s online, lemme check Facebook…

21. Okay, it doesn’t matter. I don’t care. I have to move on.

22. Heyyyyyy, I’m always by the window when he texts me – maybe I’ll leave my phone there..

23. *5 minutes later* WHY HAVE YOU NOT TEXTED ME BACK?????

24. Shall I call him, and then pretend I pocket-dialled? (“Oh! Oops, LOL, don’t know how it even connected!”)

25. Maybe someone stole his phone!

26. He’s dead. He’s obviously dead. (Should I call his mom?)

27. Nah, I’m sure it’s just his battery…

28. Maybe I should buy him a juicer pack.

29. OMG, I sound crazy – even to myself!

Okay, it’s fine, he texted back. LOL.

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