We’re not all getting to hook up when we want to. But sometimes, occasionally, when the universe is feeling extra generous, things do happen! And while the anticipation of it is quite equal for both – the guy and the girl – the thoughts running through their minds are quite different! Here’s a peek into how most hook ups actually go down. For the girl AND the guy!
1. When the day starts
Girl: Hmm. When was the last time I kissed someone?! I can’t even remember!!!
Boy: I gotta get some, maaaan!
2. As time passes…
Girl: I gotta do something about this. This is a ridiculous state of affairs.
Boy: Who can I call? Oh yeah, X’s friend’s friend – SO hot! What was her name again?
3. Making arrangements
Girl: Listen, Y, that guy I met at your friend X’s party – what do you think about him?
Boy: Yo, X, bro – you gotta get everyone together for drinks this evening, man.
4. Party time
Girl: Ooh. He’s here! So lucky!
Boy: YES. She’s here. SCORE!!
5. Timepass (A.K.A. Getting closer)
Girl: Shots shots shots
Boy: Shots shots shots
6. Relocating to a friend’s place
Girl: Yay, PRIVACY!
Boy: Yay, PRIVACY!
7. In the middle of it
Girl: Oh god, do I have bad breath? Should have had some mint damn it.
Boy: So we’ve been kissing for a few minutes. Time to move to second base?
8. REALLY in the middle of it
Girl: Is his hand on my boob? Wait. Which bra did I wear today?
Boy: So we’ve been on second base for a few minutes. Time to move to third base?
9. EVEN more into it
Girl: Hmm. SO. Should I? Shouldn’t I? Do I realllyyyy want to, though?
Boy: So we’ve been on third base for a few minutes. Time to seal the deal, right? RIGHT?
10. And how it ends…
Girl: Yeah, I probably shouldn’t be doing this when I’m so drunk…
Boy: KLPD
11. Next morning
Girl: Good grief, what did I almost do last evening?!
Boy: Drank so much. Can’t remember anything.
12. A little later in the morning
Girl: Hmm, is he going to call me? Should I text?
Boy: Hmm, is there pizza in the fridge?
13. Further in the day
Girl: Well, at least I got to make out with someone.
Boy: I gotta get some, maaan! *To a different friend* Where are we chilling tonight?
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