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16 Weird Restrictions Parents Put On Us That We Can’t Question ‘Coz Zubaan Ladaa Rahi Hai?

Niyati Budhiraja  |  Apr 23, 2019
16 Weird Restrictions Parents Put On Us That We Can’t Question ‘Coz Zubaan Ladaa Rahi Hai?

Our parents love us. They do everything in their power to protect us from the big bad world. We know they mean good but there are times when they put some weird restrictions on us that are backed by no logic whatsoever. These could be things they don’t want us to do just because they feel those things are wrong. Read on to know some of the crazy restrictions all our desi parents have put on us and we bet you’ll relate to hard.

1. An Unrealistic Curfew

I am no Cinderella, mom!

2. No Sleepovers Allowed

Because my friends can get me kidnapped at night?

3. Don’t Stand In The Balcony

‘Coz awaara log do that!

4. Don’t Talk On The Phone At Night

Good kids don’t talk on the phone at night.

5. Don’t Walk Barefoot

Chappal kahan hai tumhari?

6. Don’t Wear Ripped Jeans

Why would you pay for fatte hue kapde?

7. Don’t Go To The Market Alone After Dark

That’s when the goons come out for hunting!

8. Don’t Eat Non-Veg On Tuesdays

Hanuman Ji ka din hota hai, beta. Ek hi din ki toh baat hai.

9. Don’t Cut Your Nails At Night

Keh diya na. Bas, keh diya!

10. Don’t Wash Your Hair On Tuesdays

Paap chadhega LOL!

11. Don’t Go Out With Boys

Boys are bad… jaan lo, baat yeh maanlo.

12. Beer Is Fine But Not Hard Liquor

Because beer isn’t alcohol, right?

13. Wash Your Feet Before You Step On The Bed

Your body bed is a temple.

14. Don’t Watch TV While Eating Food

How will I learn to multitask then?

15. No Maggi For Lunch

Have some dhang ka khana instead.

16. Don’t Eat Fish And Curd Together

You’ll get white spots all over your body.

Are we right? Or are we right?

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Also Read: 7 Reasons Why It’s Okay To Say No To Your Parents Sometimes

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