13 SASSY Movie Quotes We Wish We Could Pull Off In Real Life!

Over the years, movies and TV shows have provided us with enough dialogues to fuel a generation of sassiness. Bollywood gave us Poo from K3G while Hollywood gave us Mindy (we love you both – obvs)! Here are 13 quotes that are memorable enough to stand out, and more often than not we find ourselves in situations that call for these exact remarks! Are you cheeky enough to pull off any of these? We wish we were!

1. “Seize the moment, ‘cause tomorrow you might be dead.”

Buffy Summers, Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Truth if there ever was any, and pretty damn good advice too!

2. “So you agree? You think you’re really pretty?”

Regina George, Mean Girls

For that time when your crush’s new bae walks into the party and everyone rushes up to her like she is the best thing since sliced bread!

3. “Ugh, as IF!”

Cher Horowitz, Clueless

The best reaction every time some completely random guy comes within a 10-metre radius and tries to hit on you!

4. “I deserve somebody who gives a shit.”

Brooke Meyers, The Breakup

This is fact. But oh, the heart and its own agenda…sigh!

5. Caroline: “You need to react when people cry.” Max: “I did, I rolled my eyes.”

Max Black, 2 Broke Girls

Seriously, world, we hope you’re okay – but grab a tissue and move on in life!

6. “Abbey, Border ke Sunny Deol! Yeh sangeet hai, Nach Baliye nahi.”

Bunny, Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani

It’s just SO funny! We just wish we thought of such a sassy, witty line first – don’t you?!

7. “I love you, but I love me more.”

Samantha Jones, Sex And The City

Because sometimes you just really got to let the guy know: “Honey, it’s not me – it’s YOU!” But, you know, in a nice way!

8. “Kya samajh rakha hai humko – baraati ka dhol ki aap bajate rahenge aur hum dance karte rahenge?”

Sangram Singh, Satyagraha

You ain’t no sideshow in someone else’s movie, yo! You the real deal in reality! Move aside, haters!

9. “P.H.A.T… Pretty, hot and tempting!”

Poo, Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham

For every single time people stare in your direction and say things out of pure jealousy – Poo would have this covered!

10. “I just figured if I’m going to be a mess – might as well be a hot mess, right?”

Mindy Lahiri, The Mindy Project

Preach, sister, preach!

11. “Listen up, fives! A TEN is speaking!”

Jenna Marooney, 30 Rock

For when you’re in a meeting, and that annoying colleague of yours just won’t stop interrupting you!

12. “Ladies don’t start fights – but they can finish them!”

Marie, Disney’s The Aristocats

For when your boyfriend insists on irritating you when you’re PMSing – a quick comment like this would allow you to literally finish the “fight” even before it began!

13. “Sometimes I wish I could be you, so I could be friends with me!”

Angelica Pickle, The Rugrats

Because. let’s be honest, you are awesome – and if more people knew you the world would just be a better place, right?!

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