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“Me TOO!” 23 Random Things We’ve All Googled At Least Once!

Sharon Alphonso  |  May 5, 2016

There’s a reason Google has come to be known as “Google Baba”. We mean, what else would you call a portal that answers ALL your questions? The security of not asking an actual person and being judged by them makes us do silly things, does it not? Now, now – don’t act like you haven’t Googled anything stupid, EVER! We’re not judging you. In fact, we’ve got, right here, a list of 23 silly things we’ve ALL Googled at least once in our lives.

1. What does Bae/Swag/Totes mean?

Trust us, you’re on the same page as everyone else.

2. What is a Belieber?

A Justin Bieber fan, duh! Okay, no. It’s cool to not know.

3. How to touch your nose with your tongue?

Wait, is that even possible?

4. What to do when you are getting bored?

Google some more random stuff, of course! And read THIS.

5. How to make my boobs look bigger?

Be proud of what you have, we say!

6. Does size really matter?

Well, the size of his heart does. #JustSayin

7. How to masturbate?

Haah! See, the irony is, the answer lies within yourself. 😉

8. What is the meaning of life?

So deep, man! If it helps, we don’t think anyone knows the exact answer to that. 🙂

9. What is Kim Kardashian’s job?

LOL. You tell us when you know, okay?

10. Can I get an STD from kissing?

The answer is YES, people. Yes.

11. How to twerk?

We’d recommend you consult Miley Cyrus! 😛

12. How to lose weight without exercising?

If only we were living in an ideal world! No pain, no gain, ladies!

13. Where is God?

Here. There. Everywhere. Somewhere. Oh, God!

14. Why hasn’t he texted me yet?

Maybe he’s just away from his phone. Deep breaths. Deep breaths!

15. *Your own name*

Face it, we’ve ALL done that!

16. What came first, the chicken or the egg?

The chicken. No. The egg. No. Both?

17. How to use a tampon?

Now, THAT doubt is legit! Which is why we tell you everything you need to know about tampons right here.

18. What is GOT?

Game Of Thrones. Move with the world, please!

19. Why does the internet love cats?

Coz it just does. No questions asked. Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur. Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr purr purr. :3

20. How to tell if my crush likes me?

Well, you’ll just have to watch out for those little signs yourself!

21. Do unicorns/dragons actually exist?

In a parallel universe, maybe!

22. Does sex hurt the first time?

Yes. Maybe. No. Depends.

23. How to tell if I am pregnant?

We get it – this phase CAN be scary. Don’t fret, yet. Just gather up courage and take a home pregnancy test!

 

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