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#FlirtingFail: 10 Messages You’ll Get Thanks to WhatsApp’s Blue Tick of Doom

Sharon Alphonso  |  May 6, 2016

Seen it, read it, they’ve got a blue tick to prove it – yet no reply? What’s your excuse now? Whatever it could be, the person is most certainly not going to let you off the hook easily. Whatever WhatsApp’s motive may be, it has managed to wreak havoc with people’s personal lives. Here are a few situations you’re probably going to face with the WhatsApp Blue Tick.

Before we go further, here’s what you need to know:

Got it? Good! Now let’s get going…

1. You read my msg, why didn’t you reply?

Err, because I’m in the middle of something, and I think that your msg can wait. Be gone now!

2. You claim that you’re busy, but you had the time to read my msg. Like, WOW!

I said I’m busy, but not ALL the time. But hey, great job, Sherlock!

3. I know you read it, the least you could do is drop an emoticon, or say “K”, or anything!

I do have other things to do…

4. Looks like I’m not a priority in your life any more, I think we need to go on a break.

I think you need to stop over-analysing things!

5. Is chatting with someone else more interesting than doing so with me?

Now that you’ve brought it up…

6. Are you ignoring me?

 Take a wild guess? 😛

7. Damn, that text was not meant for you!

 Read it, no further explanation needed.

8. Hey, I really like you.

If I read it and don’t reply, will they get the hint?

9. Why aren’t you replying to my messages? Have you lost interest in me? Why are you doing this to me?!

I’m just messing with your head. I want to see how much you torture yourself…

10. Hey, did you get my msg?

Sorry, I’ve been all over the place. Must have skipped it.

Okay, could you then explain why the ticks are blue?

Damn! I forgot WhatsApp has this feature now!

And even if you haven’t experienced any of these situations yet, you better prepare yourself! Because in order for WhatsApp to keep working on your phone, you’re going to HAVE to upgrade it. 😛

Is the WhatsApp Blue Tick a boon or a curse? Drop in your answer in our Facebook comments box!

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