Going to the parlour to affirm our femininity is a universal concept. But here in India, we have this phenomenon known as the ‘parlour didi’. And boy, can she be a handful! Any Indian girl who’s *ever* stepped into a parlour will vouch for all of this to be true. Here are 11 things we want the parlour didi should stop doing!
Firstly didi, this is the hot mess look and it’s in. Secondly, I have no clue what you're exactly referring to!
Parlour didi, I’m right here, next to you! Zara dheere, please?
Nahin, I don’t want to get my upper lips done. I never get my upper lips done. Please don’t make me conscious!
Sex is normal parlour didi! And so is hygiene. Please get with the program!
Dear parlour didi, we know you are about to recommend that expensive AF hair mask treatment!
No, I don’t want to know what Dolly aunty said to you the other day. (Okay, maybe I do – but not right now!)
But I don’t want chocolate wax! I don’t care how my wax tastes. Just do the damn thing at minimum cost possible!
Really! Why do you do that?! It doesn’t make any sense!
No, didi! Koi acha ladka nahin mila abh tak. Don’t worry I’ll tell you when it happens! *Sigh*
I NEED MY EYEBROWS TO BE ON FLEEK DIDI! *Insert death stare here*
But… But… I’m your regular customer! *Insert major feelings of betrayal here*