They never stop, do they? The society, sometimes even our parents and friends, join in nitpicking our faults. Are we ever good enough, wise enough, fair enough, intelligent enough - the list goes on. But, ladies, even we are made of steel and can very well destroy someone with just a single burn. Here are 13 witty and funny comebacks to all the sexist things you hear!
Umm, I can’t. My dentures will fall out.
Well, maybe you should just stop staring at my legs and mind your own business.
You know what’s more improbable than a woman on a bike? You having brains. There, I said it!
Just ask my husband, he’s the one at home, taking care of things while I'm here.
C’mon man, let me at least give it a shot. And then don’t blame me for punching you where it will hurt the most.
For the same reason that he did not take mine.
...Says the guy who still expects his mum and dad to handle his finances.
Oh, why thanks. You are also quite reasonably average - for a guy.
Oh, thanks for asking. But no, absolutely not.
Are you sure it is appropriate for you to ask me this question?
Are you asking me to be a feminist without calling myself a feminist? I mean sure, but no.
Oh, is it? Really? But I still don’t look half as old as you.
You mean the time when you majorly piss me off? Totes.