The world knows that women love to gossip! Even if it’s light-hearted and harmless gossip, we do engage in it often. However, our parlour didishave mastered the art of gossiping and also saying the weirdest and some of the meanest things to us. Don't believe us? Read on!
1. “Bikini wax? Ohhhh… Special night na?”
Uhm, not that it is any of your business but maybe “na”. But just so you know, some us really like going that extra mile for personal hygiene, okay?
2. “Only eyebrows? No upper lip?”
Lady, you're not insinuating that I’m super hairy, are you? So, I have some hair in my face. It’s only natural. Just do the eyebrows for now and please, please don’t screw it up this time.
Yes, I know just how many there are, I look at my face everyday. Please don’t be oversmart. It hurts like hell and leaves marks on my nose.
6. “Shaadi kab karoge beta? I'll do your wedding makeup, okay?!”
Why don’t you stop tweezing my eyebrows and start finding me a guy to marry then?! Clearly you're interested in matchmaking more than this!
7. “This haircut will give your hair volume and structure to your face!”
No, it really doesn’t. You’re a terrible liar. All you did was chop off two inches of my hair. I could’ve done this myself.
8. “Ye face pack try karo. It’s best for your dry skin.”
I don’t recall walking in and asking for a face pack. Why is this disgusting smelling face pack being forced on me? Plus, I have oily skin. I have oily skin all throughout the year! Okay, did she just say she's ONLY going to charge me another 500 bucks for this?!