Ever feel tired of being asked why you are still single and having to smile and respond with a noncommittal answer over and over again? Wish you could give a cheeky response which might at the least earn a double take? Here are some answers that *just* might help stop any future interrogations about your marital status.
1. "My partner has possibly just been born - and I'm prepared to wait a couple of decades for him to turn legal before meeting him."2. "I am waiting for Tom Hiddleston to recognize my existence…"3. "Or even Michael Fassbender."4. "Because Ranveer is taken - and I don't want to come between him and Deepika."5. "I turn into a vampire at night and I don't want to kill my partner." 6. "I shall marry the day there is a foolproof 'he is not a serial killer' test."7. "I am compensating for all the underage marriages that have taken place in this country."8. On a serious note, "I shall find a permanent partner when same-sex marriage becomes lawful in India and every citizen gets the legal right to love and marry whoever they want".