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I can give you 100 witty replies for this.. but the best one that rules all is " yeah! I know that.." or " soo?? In puzzeld way" in a ignorant manner.. without expression.. believe me it will work.. i am skinny and every time ppl say anything i just make a puzzled face or say i noe.. 😀 it's a psychological fact if u respond like this joke is on them.. 😂
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'good things come in small packages' or the best one "so? I mean are you trying to make some dumb point here?! " 'yar kuch naya bolo! Kya wahi piti hui bat bar bar!' or 'tere jokes are like tushar kapoor of film industry, completely useless ' or "acha hai na i m short, i can wear high heels bina hesitation k' baki hold ur head high girl! Short or tall... Be radiant and confident!
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You are a brave ,confident girl and not less than anyone in any sense. The world is your stage and as tyrion lannister says, " Wear it like an armour and no one can use it against you". Tyrion , who is a dwarf says so and u are just short and I am short too ,which is pretty normal. We make the world pretty by adding that much needed cuteness element!! Hi 5 girl✋🏻
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Short girls are the cutest. I am fun size. I wont have to deal with a situation where my partner will be shorter than me. Or if its a tall person, " How is the weather up there?" Or call them a giraffe or something. XD
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I am also short.I always say "I am not short,I am just down to earth"😅 or "my height is cute"😂
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Interesting question. I got 2 witty responses. Say " What I lack in height, I clearly make up for it with my brains." Or " I always have my head held high and eyes up while talking. You people have to look down."
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Tell them you are cute not short. Second - having short height is better than small brain. So I choose short height.
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people only grow till they are perfect and god didn't felt the need to make me more..😜
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God only lets things grow till they reach perfection,..it dint take.me much long.. Or u cud say...hitler was short, still he made a mark in history Or.. Im not short, u r tooo long.
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D advantage is that me being short ,I always hold my head high n eyes up but whoever talks to me always needs to bend their head n has to look down ;)
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Say "I can't here u from down here.. Can u come back to Earth please" Or say "well I'm human..I wasn't born in the giraffe family" Or "I'm sorry.. am I making life difficult for u with this height?"
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Me too 5'3"..Tell them short people are the smart ones😘...
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Just tell tht 'yeah.... I m shrt bt I m soo glam, bloody pessimist ppl '...it's enough...
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look up and tell them you can see all that nostril hair!
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Good things comes in small packages. Chota packet bada dhamaka. Jokes apart, your actions will have impact rather then comeback liners. Ignorance is bliss. They will be bored eventually.
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Jitni main upar hun utni hi zameen ke neeche....
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Just say 'yeah i know cute na"?..or my favourite is 'u know wot i have got something for u today and then raise ur middle finger😂😂😂
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Give dem a soo wat expressionn Or u cann sayy ohh pls gimme a brkk mind ua work
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My height is short but i am always say...my heigt is not short its cute.....
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Oki iii dude height check karte karte height sensor gir Jana he ek din... And then laugh... Ajubaju me so sun rahe honge na wo bhi sabak Sikh Lena he inse
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