Have you ever looked at your bestie and thought, ‘Damn! She is one walking talking Bollywood movie?’ Yes? Well, hallelujah! When your bestie is a Bollywood fan, no day can be boring. Everything is more dramatic and, not to mention, fan-freakin-tastic. Here are 13 things you will get if your bestie is a Bollywood fan!
1. She’s like a walking talking Page 3!
Who got married to whom? Who is holidaying where? Who is shooting for which film? She knows everything. All hail the ultimate Bollywood gossip queen!
2. Your Friday is always FriYAY because… Movie plans!
And no, you can’t miss the trailers either.
3. Which is why the guard at every theatre within 10 kms of your residence knows you by face!
Yep, not joking.
4. She randomly breaks into a song!
Imagine a ‘Dhoom Pichak Dhoom’ in the middle of Sarojini Nagar!
5. She knows Bollywood dialogues better than she knows the alphabet!
In fact, her alphabet goes like – A for Aamir Khan, B for Baadshah… and so on.
6. ‘Drama’ is her middle name!
Sometimes you just stand and stare at her and think ‘Dafuq she made of?!’
7. And woe betide you insult her fave Bollywood star!
You don’t want to die. Do you?
8. She never loses at Dumb Charades… Like never!
You know whose team to be in, don’t you?
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9. ‘Jaa Simran jaa, jee le apni zindagi’ is her standard advice to you…for everything!
She strongly believes you deserve no one lesser than Raj himself!
10. She has a Bollywood song for every damn situation in life!
She’s a playlist without a stop button. An adorable one, though.
11. Ain’t nobody going to a party that’s not a Bollywood party!
That sh*t ain’t happening in this lifetime!
12. You sometimes feel her life is one endless Bollywood movie!
And you are the supporting actress.
13. You love this cray cray nincompoop!
Because with her around, life’s SO much better!
