There’s this phenomenon everyone keeps talking about which you just don’t seem to get – clubbing! You allegedly have to dress up, leave the comforts of your own home and go stand in a very crowded space with a lot of sweaty people. Not only that, you have to pay a LOT of money to do this. If you, girl, are one of those people who just doesn’t GET the concept, we are SO with you! *High fiving like a boss*
Umm, no thanks!
Girl, let’s face it, we’ll get more dancing done if we join a random baraat on the road!
Or as we’d like to describe them: teeny-tiny clothes with lots of holes! #Gareebi
But then why do they look like the ones you need to be protected from?
Clubbing – for all the drunk, sleazy, sweaty men in the world. Gross!!
Unless Vijay Mallya is personally coming to pour me that drink, I’m not paying that much!
I’d buy your point, except for the fact that there’s every chance I won’t be able to hear a single thing at that club!
I’m sorry if my idea of unwinding does not involve getting stepped on all night! Kthanxbye.
Tres classy, BTW!
Please remind me why we paid so much money to get in?