Welcome to the cheeky side of beauty talk! Ever found yourself praising your makeup with words you’d never dare use for your partner? Oh, the irony! Makeup can be high-maintenance, occasionally disappointing, and often replaced without a second thought. Let’s dive into the hilarious world where lipstick gets more loyalty than lovers, and where ‘not cakey‘ is a compliment… sort of.
“If this doesn’t work, I can always find a replacement at the store.” – Anonymous, Reddit
“It looked better online.” – Anonymous, Reddit
“I was into it for a week, then I found something better.” – Anonymous, Reddit
“I got it because it’s non-toxic, but honestly, it’s pretty bad for me.” – Anonymous, Reddit
“This is a lot smaller than I thought it was going to be.” – Shadow-Rukario, Reddit
“Why such a small tip?” – cbrider8, Reddit
“I love it, but it never stays on all night.” – Anonymous, Reddit
“I’ve tried better…” – Anonymous, Reddit
“Ew, hair.” – FrankieFiveAngels, Reddit
“Every time I use it, it makes me cry.” – Anonymous, Reddit
“She’s about 10 years old now. I think I need a new one.” – NuclearDumpsterFire, Reddit
“I finally got the colour I wanted!” – FinsterRitter, Reddit
“Oh this is SO dry.” – Anonymous, Reddit
There you have it, a few laugh-out-loud quotes from the internet. Stay cheeky, stay cool, and maybe keep these comparisons to your makeup bag!
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