It was a perfectly normal day and everything was going smooth. You were acing your schedule and feeling awesome and strong and independent… And then suddenly this cute guy decides to walk into the room and give you a racing pulse, a jaw drop, and a heart which suddenly fancied skipping a few beats at a time! Been there, done that! So dear crush(es), let us tell you these 9 times we tried to hit on you, which you may or may not have noticed!
… That people thought the hyena from The Lion King had possessed me! How else would you explain someone going “Bahahahahahah” at just about everything you said?
… I wanted to say “You look sexy”, only it came out as “You look swaggy”. Didn’t make sense and I made a fool out of myself. Bravo!
… I asked you to dial my number from your phone. Just so you know, you really didn’t have to point out that it was in my pocket! I was just trying to get your number without embarrassing myself. *blush*
… You know, these things happen! *Angel Face* *Sheepish Smile*
… Was because my girlfriends literally airlifted me out of my closet and flung me at you to say “Happy Birthday” – which by the way, I had rehearsed 50000 times in 10000 different ways.
… It turned out to be cute and sexy in the perfect ratio, so I instagrammed it – and oops! “Accidently” tagged you! *wink*
… I bought a new dress for that! I was pretty broke after, but you sat next to me – so totally worth it!
… Just so you know, while the others were calling you “champu”, I was totally WOWED by you. But you might have guessed that by the way I was looking at you and smiling. #NotCreepy
… Do you really think I would want to genuinely buy video games when I can’t even drive my real life car in a sane manner?!
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