My first orgasm in my life taught me one thing – life is dreary without good sex. And that’s the mantra I’ve lived by, even after marriage. Now, I don’t mean to brag but when Mr. Braganza and I take it, we take it to town! After much thinking, I’ve decided it’s best to share my bedroom adventures with you all. Because good sex and great stories are never a bad idea!
I’m usually always talking about my sexcapades but this time I thought I’ll familiarize you guys with my sense of humour. My husband constantly tells me that I am very funny and if dry, sarcastic sense of humour is your cup of tea then you’ll have a gala time with me too. So I decided to start with the basics – the A to Z. But of what? Sex, obviously. I know my audience, you guys!
A For Anal
If you haven’t tried this, you need to ASAP. With a lot of lube, though!
B For Bondage
There’s nothing a pair of handcuffs can’t set right.
C For Clitoris
This part of the female anatomy cannot be ignored!
D For Doggy Style
My favourite position and the best of them all!
E For Erection
This is where it all starts!
F For Foreplay
It’s more important than anything else.
G For G-Spot
Have you found yours yet?
H For Humping
And hard. Honey, hard is the only way to go!
I For Instant Gratification
When you’re so turned on you can’t help but have him right there, a restroom would do too.
J For Jawbreaker
It’s slang for big penis. Anyone who has ever given a blowjob knows why!
K For Kegel Exercises
Work ’em muscles, babe!
L For Lube
Everyone needs one on their bedside table!
M For Masturbation
After all, if you don’t want to do yourself, why will anyone else?
N For Nipples
These little buds are magical, baby!
O For Oral Sex
No, it’s not disgusting to go down on somebody you love. It’s actually gold!
P For Protection
Better safe than sorry.
Q For Quickie
Heading out for a party and your man looks bomb AF? This is what you do!
R For Reverse Cowgirl
Ride with him to heaven, girl!
S For Sixty Nine
It’s a little difficult but once you’ve nailed it, you’re winning at everything!
T For Tantrik Sex
The long, rewarding process to the ultimate orgasm.
U For Unconditional Acceptance
For everyone’s sexual choices and lifestyles. Apart from necrophilia, paedophilia and bestiality. That’s illegal guys.
V For Vibrator
The only other thing that gives me pleasure apart from my handsome hubby!
W For Wet Dreams
How I know Mr B needs some morning sex.
X For X-Rated
A way to describe everything I do with Mr B and all our antics in the sack!
Y For Yummy
The only adjective I use to describe Mr B.
Z For Zzzss
A good night’s sleep is best enjoyed after sex!
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