We know that men and women are from different planets and all that. And that us women sometimes can be very demanding creatures. But there is one demand of ours that you should absolutely meet – which is that of making a little bit of effort. So please stop making up really silly excuses for stuff, and get with the programme! We will adore you for it, promise!
When I have invited you to my friend’s anniversary. And you’re supposed to be meeting ALL of my friends for the first time ever.
As the explanation for cancelling last-minute on a movie plan we made TWO WEEKS ago. What am I supposed to do with your ticket – eat it?!
I know she’s not. Stop trying to avoid this conversation!
You KNEW we were going to that club this evening. WHY are you pretending it’s the dress code? At least be honest and say that you want to go somewhere else!
As an explanation for not replying to my WhatsApp message for 16 hours!! Did someone smash your WiFi router or something?!
THAT’S your excuse for liking that girl’s photo?!
At NINE in the evening? Umm.. You can just tell me if you want some personal time to do your thing! I would TOTALLY respect that.
OHHH! That’s why she’s all over your Facebook profile, commenting on even the comments on your pictures?!
From where? Your imagination?
Really? That’s the oldest one in the book! How about you leave on time in the future?!