Sex can mean different things to different people. While for some it could be a stress release, some might consider it an integral part of their relationship. Or perhaps both? But no matter what sex means to you, it is anything but a quiet affair. It’s hard to get down and dirty without making any noise. More often than not, the noises are involuntary! Amidst this, you’re either caught paying attention to the muffled moaning so the neighbours don’t find out or are worried about the squeaky bed, giving it away. However, we believe that having quiet sex should not be a bummer. In fact, it can be a fun challenge! So, we have listed some sneaky and fun ways for you to have great sex without letting anyone know.
7 Ways To Have Great Sex Quietly
So, the next time you sneak someone in the house (and vice versa) or simply want to make the most of your kids’ bedtime, try these simple tips to get some (and then some more *wink*)!
Kiss When You’re Tempted To Moan
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It’s easy to want to break into screaming in bed when things get hot. Make sure you indulge in an intense makeout session to curb the need to moan. In fact, that will make the sex hotter!
Become A Pillow Biter
Tempted to moan? Stuff your face in a pillow to keep yourself from going off. You can also replace the pillow with your lips (that’s super hot to look at) or your partner’s neck or earlobes but remember to be gentle.
Fix Your Bed!
There are a lot of ways in which you can make your bed quieter. Moving it away from the wall should be step one. If your bed is Mr Sqeaks-a-Lot, then it’s best to oil the corners and hinges every now and then (especially before you decide to ‘get on it’).
Do It In The Shower
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Shower sex is another great way to have your cake and eat it too. It’s easy to be sneaky in there. And it’s less likely to be loud, especially with the water running. However, be careful with the wet floor to avoid any accidents. The first rule of shower sex is: Don’t get too excited.
Turn Up Some Music
Playing loud music when you’re at it can be a fantastic idea. Not to mention a mood-maker. Rhythm is such a stimulus in the bedroom! We suggest you turn up the volume of music if you can’t turn yours down.
Try Quieter Sex Positions
A surprisingly quieter position, as opposed to others, is 69. Not only will this position guarantee multiple orgasms but will also make sure your mouth is busy doing something (read someone) else when you feel the urge to shout. You’re welcome!
Master The Art Of Slow Sex
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Slow sex is not only sexy but also makes sure there’s no extra noise. If you’re having sex on a squeaky bed, slow sex will make sure there is less or no sound. Bonus? Slow sex multiplies your chances of getting orgasms. It’s really a win-win situation.
Ready to have a (quiet) blast tonight?
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