Life is no fun without some juicy gossip to cheer us up, right? While it might be looked down upon, there is nothing wrong with it as long as your gossip is harmless and doesn’t hurt anyone! Plus staying updated on what’s happening and being equipped with information can come handy sometimes. Some might call it gossip, OG gossip queens call it satisfying their curiosity!
But then again, some of us just love the drama and details. From secret office romances to who got drunk and misbehaved at the party, there’s always that one person in our lives who knows it all. So, if you’re someone who loves to get their daily dose of piping hot ~tea~, here are some things that you’ll relate to.
1. You Can’t Help But Eavesdrop!
Your ears are just too sharp! People could be whispering around you and it still won’t do them any good. You can’t help but remain vigilant and ready to gather information. Be it the girls washroom or the lift, your eyes and ears are always open.
2. Body Language
You can read people like an open book. It is very easy for you to just look at a person and read their body language, which in turn makes it easy for you to tell if that couple in your office is involved in a secret romance or when your friend is lying to you.
3. Detective
Sherlock Holmes and Nancy Drew have nothing against you! You are by far the best detective. Once you sense a mystery, you follow every lead till you find out every juicy detail! Your only goal is to uncover the secret by hook or by crook.
4. Magical Voice
Yepp, there’s just some magic in your voice. The moment you start asking questions, people can’t help but spill the beans.
5. Vine
You have a vine of people who give you all your information. From the building security guard to the college canteen wali aunty or the office peon, everyone gives you the gossip and deets you want or rather need! You know the most random people and you chit chat with just about anyone, as long as you get what you need.
6. Dose Of Gossip
Even when you’re having a bad day, a tub of ice-cream does not do it for you. Only some juicy gossip can put you in a better mood. Your daily dose of gossip just makes the world a better place for you!
7. Box of Secrets
No one wants to mess with you or rather they just can’t because you know what they did last summer! You have all the dark and dirty secrets of every other person at your disposal and god forbid if they mess with you. And it’s no secret that you love the drama!
8. Phones & Social Media
With eyes and ears like yours, it’s impossible to not know when someone is peeking into their phone during a meeting. But casual social media stalking is your superpower! It just comes naturally to you. So, even before your BFF asks you for juicy gossip and deets about her crush, you’ve already finished a background check! It is after all your responsibility to give your friend a heads-up.
You know you’re the gossip queen or the official khabri and you’re the first one to know anything and everything interesting that happens. And that’s not all, you just ‘happen’ to turn up at the right place at the right time!
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