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But First, Coffee: 9 Things You’ll Relate To If You’re Addicted To Caffeine

KanupriyaKanupriya  |  Apr 13, 2021
But First, Coffee: 9 Things You’ll Relate To If You’re Addicted To Caffeine


Coffee is not just a beverage, it’s an emotion, a lifestyle, and a heavenly drink that gives meaning to our lives. And if you want to convince me otherwise, I suggest that you get me a cup of coffee while you’re at it. I’ll hear you better, I swear!

A hot cuppa is what helps us get through the day without dozing off, keeps us energised, and doesn’t make us look like zombies in the morning. Do you agree or do you agree?

9 Things Only A Coffee Addict Will Relate To

If Black, Latte, Mocha, Venti, Espresso, and Americano, are some of your fave words in the world, then my dear friend, you’re a true coffee lover. And, here are a few things that you will relate to FOSHO.

Sshhh… Don’t Talk Before My First Cup of Coffee

Your morning cannot start without brewing a hot cup of coffee. In fact, you cannot imagine having a logical conversation with people until you have enough caffeine in your system. Without your coffee, their voices are too loud and their language is alien.

Never Too Broke To Buy Coffee

A good portion of your salary is reserved just to buy coffee and you simply cannot compromise with that. You may even have an extra stash of cash hidden somewhere to buy coffee during an emergency. And by ’emergency’, we mean the situation when you’re legit broke because you have spent half of your money on coffee from expensive cafes.

Your Poop Cycle Is Completely Dependent On Coffee

I’m not a very adventurous person but I believe the riskiest thing I have done is to step out immediately after having a hot cup of black coffee. Well, if you know then you know that a lot of people drink coffee to keep their poop cycle in check and nope, you don’t want to mess that up.

Your Before & After Coffee Versions Are Totes Different

Admit it, you are two different people before having a cup of coffee and after you’ve had it. Before caffeine hits your system, you’re barely surviving and somehow tolerating people around you. However, as soon as your coffee is served, you flip 180 degrees and become the peppier and chattier version that everyone loves.

Strong, Stronger, Strongest

As a coffee lover, you just cannot trust people who put too much sugar in their drink. It totes destroys the natural flavour. Why would someone commit such a crime intentionally? Honestly, when it comes to coffee, the stronger, the better.

Oh God That Heavenly Smell!

Even if you are not a die-hard coffee addict, you cannot deny that the smell of coffee beans can send you to paradise. Seriously, coffee is the sweetest black nectar ever created in this world. We are ever so grateful to the person who discovered it first.

Dont Mess With My Coffee

You hate it, absolutely hate it, when someone doesn’t make your coffee just the way you like it. No sugar means no sugar and cream milk means cream milk. You will not have it any other way. Period. In fact, you never really forget if a cafe messes up your order ‘cuz you take your cuppa quite seriously.

Coffee Dates>>Any Other Date

NGL, sometimes I go on coffee dates just to explore different cafes. And sometimes, it is just another way for me to flaunt the fact that I know about all the amazing coffee shops in my city.

Who Makes The Best Coffee In The World?

Whether it’s Dalgona or the classic Cappuccino, you’ve hardly met anyone who makes better coffee than you. You have nailed the art of beating and whipping coffee and you’re the official coffee-maker in your group.

BRB grabbing my next cup of coffee!

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