Breakups are always bad. And they come with a lot of bad advice from people who have no business giving you advice. Well, Dua Lips’s new song called ‘New Rules’ gives much better advice for breakups (and fuckboys, now that I think about it) than anyone else ever could. Yes, sure, it’s a bit blunt – but that’s why it works!
Here are a few lines from the lyrics of the song…
‘One, don’t pick up the phone
You know he’s only calling ’cause he’s drunk and alone
Two, don’t let him in
You have to kick him out again
Three, don’t be his friend
You know you’re gonna wake up in his bed in the morning’
As if that wasn’t awesome enough, it’s followed by, ‘And if you’re under him, you ain’t getting over him.’
Isn’t this the best advice you’ve ever received? We sure think so! Now you know what to tell that friend of yours who desperately needs to be following these! Listen to the song, flip your hair and get ready to leave those silly boys behind with as much care as you would show yesterday’s newspaper.
