Don’t we all just love to blow a guy’s mind in bed? And sometimes we do this by, well, blowing other parts of him! While we love the resulting awestruck expression, the actual process can be a bit of a struggle. Oh, you know what we’re talking about! Here are 11 blow job struggles every girl can relate to!
1. Not finding a hair tie in time
CANNOT emphasize this enough. Leaving your hair open while giving a blow job can be SUCH a mood kill. Nope, just no.
2. Getting the pressure right
If you go too hard, you might end up hurting him. If you go too soft, you’ll be at it forever… You have to find that perfect pressure or it’s all for nothing.
3. When he starts thrusting with excitement
Dude. That’s my mouth. Back it up please. Yes, nice and slow. No, this is NOT the time to get carried away.
4. Realizing, yet again, how underrated oxygen is
Because, seriously, it’s only when you’re breathing through your nose during a blow job do you really realize how much you’ve taken breathing through your mouth for granted…
5. Trying to keep your teeth at bay
How. Is. This. Done? How are you supposed to keep them covered for the duration of the blow job?
6. Wondering how he finds the weird noises hot
Let’s be honest here, those strange sounds your mouth makes during a blow job don’t sound remotely sexy. And if your mouth wasn’t already occupied, you would probably be grimacing at those sounds.
7. GAG REFLEX!
Of course, you’re not expected to deep-throat. It’s totally not necessary. But while you’re at it, you feel like giving it a shot because how hard can it really be, right? Wrong.
8. Trying to adjust your knees without moving your head
Well, without moving your head more than it is already moving. Weak attempts at multitasking while you’re in that position is SO hard.
9. The decision making moment: spit or swallow?
If you spit, you have this awkward moment of running to the washroom and totally ruining the sexy mood you two created… And if you swallow, well, you swallow.
10. Feeling muscles in your mouth you didn’t know existed
You know when you’re at a shaadi and have to smile constantly? You know how much your face hurts after that? Yeah, that’s nothing compared to what your mouth feels like after a 15-minute blow job.
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