Raise your hand if you love to shop online. Yea, me too! That “buy” button is my dil ka qaraar, a quick fix to every single problem, and my biggest kryptonite. It’s everything! The moment I start browsing a website, shortlist some twenty-odd items, pick five that I really like (need, want, can die for), and then finally place the order—it’s therapeutic. Nothing compares to that feeling, nothing! And if everything that I just wrote made sense, then you, my friend, are as addicted to online shopping as I am. Here are 20+ things you’ll totally relate to:
1. There is at least one courier wale bhaiya who can now write an essay on your shopping habits.
2. The day when there is no package is a sad day.
3. You check out all your “out for delivery” messages first thing in the morning.
4. You shake each parcel to see which one has arrived.
5. At times, you forget about an order that you had placed and end up giving yourself a surprise.
6. Clicking on “buy” is a great stress buster and your daily dose of dopamine.
7. The sale season feels like Diwali.
8. “Low on stock” gives you anxiety.
9. The words “sold out” are your worst nightmare.
10. You have at least ten sold-out items on your wishlist at the moment!
11. You have enough courier dabbas at home to make a fort out of them.
12. One look at your friends’ outfit and you can tell where they got it from. It’s a superpower!
13. You always have more than ten tabs open on the phone.
14. You have a hoard of things you have never used.
15. Online shopping feels like a gift, from you, to you.
16. Your screenshot folder is full of items that you want to buy.
17. You always keep your credit card handy.
18. With every new purchase, you get a little closer to being disowned by your family.
19. You live with a lot of shopping regrets!
20. No matter how much money you make, you are always broke by the end of the month.
21. “Add to cart” is your favourite mantra.
22. You are always introducing your friends to cool new brands.
23. Online shopping can always take a day from drab to fab for you.
Tell us fam, how many of these did you relate to?
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