Happy April Fools' Day! Did you just read that out loud in your head?! Well, the 1st of April surely is one fun day with pranks going on all around and people joking about and having a hearty laugh. So if you're looking for April Fools' Day jokes then we have a list of the best funny April Fools' jokes. Some silly, some funny, these April Fools' Day jokes will surely have everyone, especially the kids burst out in laughter.
Best April Fools' Jokes
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April Fools' joke ideas need to be out of the box. Busting dirty April Fools' jokes or memorizing hilarious jokes for April Fools' will only work if the content really is funny! Here are some ideas:
- Did you hear about the guy who swapped the labels on the pumps at the gas station?
It was an April Fuels’ joke.
- April Fools’ Day is like a huge open mic night…
Millions of people go out of their way to demonstrate how unfunny they are.
- What monster plays the most April Fools’ jokes?
- Believe nothing, and trust no one this April Fools’ Day.
So it’s just like any other day.
- Excuse me, sir.
Do you think they named April Fools' Day in your honor?
- Why was the donkey annoying his friend?
It was April Mules’ Day!
- Which day is the worst to propose on?
April Fools’ Day!
- A and C were going to prank their friend…
But they just letter B.
- Which day of the year do monkeys like best?
The first of Ape-ril!
- You should know that no one understood it was an April Fools’ joke…
Because no one expects you to have a sense of humour.
- A couple of pranksters broke into the local police station and stole all the lavatory equipment.
- A spokesperson was quoted as saying, “We have absolutely nothing to go on.”
- What did April Fools’ Day say after it won an award?
- What’s a stepladder’s favourite holiday?
April Stool’s Day!
- Who needs April Fools’ when your whole life is a joke?
- I don’t always joke on April Fools’ Day…
Just kidding, I do.
- Who needs a day for the fools?I’m surrounded by them all year.
- There are some friends you know will never pull an April Fools’ Day prank…
Because they think it’s still March.
- My favourite April Fools’ Day prank is pretending I’m going to leave my couch.
On my way out!
- I’m going to pull an April Fools’ Day prank on my landlord by not paying rent.
Rent isn’t due today; you’re just kidding!
- Why was everyone so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a long 31-day March.
- What do you call a hammer bought on April 1st?
- Joke’s on you, April Fools’ Day…
I can be fooled any day of the year.
- Babies born March 31st are the easiest to prank on April Fools’…
They were literally born yesterday!
- April Fools’ Day is a great day to pull pranks…
Except on me, if you’re smart.
Also, check this out for Unmarried Jokes.
- What’s the biggest difference between Thanksgiving and April Fools' Day?
On one you’re thankful but on the other you’re prankful.
- What do you call a dinosaur that's sleeping?
- What is loud, fast and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
- What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
- What did one plate say to the other plate?
Dinner is on me!
- What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
- Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9.
- Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because he felt crummy.
- What do you call a duck that gets all A’s?
A wise quacker.
- How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?
About a buck an ear.
- How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
- What stays in the corner yet can travel all over the world?
- Why was the picture sent to jail?
It was framed.
Whether you're out with friends, colleagues or children, these April Fools' day jokes are perfect for April Fools' Day.
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