If you are the proud owner of a vagina, you'll know that your lady bits sometimes have a mind of their own. So whether yours is misbehaving with you today (your period came two days early), or just being a really good girl (no cuts while shaving!), you'll definitely laugh out loud when you read these relatable AF tweets about what it's like to have a vagina!
You'll be nodding your head and saying, "girl, same!"
Nothing makes my vagina close shop quite like men who begin sentences with the words "hi beautiful."— Sam H. Escobar (@myhairisblue) July 10, 2015
WHY DOES VAGINA HAIR GROW BACK BEFORE YOUR EVEN DONE SHAVING TF— ry$ (@rileymaeee) January 2, 2017
I once got asked for nudes and I sent an extreme closeup of my vagina and he never asked for nudes again— Tam Yajia (@DancesWithTamis) September 4, 2016
I have a thigh gap; it's called a vagina.— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) July 11, 2016
7yr old "Do women get their periods on weekends too?"— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) November 20, 2015
7yr old mutters to herself "Jesus Christ"
Oh you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get u a tissue?— No Autographs Please (@Angneedshelp) October 21, 2012
In other news... today I caught a Pokémon that appears to be a weaponized vagina. pic.twitter.com/15XeWfvNKh— Hannah Hart (@harto) April 23, 2017
Sitting in a room with my husband and kids... Suddenly I realise everyone here has been in my vagina. Wow— Biggie Biggie ✨ (@Ruqqsss) January 11, 2016
Me: Alone at last!! No one demanding my attention.— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) April 4, 2019
My Vagina: *Ahem*
Me: Really? That’s the second time today. Fine.
I once accidentally sent a photo of my vagina to my son's guidance counselor and she emailed me saying she had received a "very disturbing image" from me and I'm still waiting for an apology.— Jackie Bouvier (@jackiembouvier) June 3, 2019
So if I put sprinkles on my vagina ..is that clit bait?— The Dark Side of Me (@neonorchid1) June 3, 2019
None of the fellas from the 🏀 pickup game today knew I was gushing blood from my vagina the whole time. Which I think possibly makes me a goddamn a hero?— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) May 27, 2019
So which one made you LOL the hardest?
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