If you are the proud owner of a vagina, you’ll know that your lady bits sometimes have a mind of their own. So whether yours is misbehaving with you today (your period came two days early), or just being a really good girl (no cuts while shaving!), you’ll definitely laugh out loud when you read these relatable AF tweets about what it’s like to have a vagina!
Hilarious Tweets About Vaginas
You’ll be nodding your head and saying, “girl, same!”
1. An Appropriate Reaction To Cringy Messages
Nothing makes my vagina close shop quite like men who begin sentences with the words "hi beautiful."
— Sam H. Escobar (@myhairisblue) July 10, 2015
2. This Eternal Question
WHY DOES VAGINA HAIR GROW BACK BEFORE YOUR EVEN DONE SHAVING TF
— ry$ (@rileymaeee) January 2, 2017
3. We’d Be Offended, Honestly!
I once got asked for nudes and I sent an extreme closeup of my vagina and he never asked for nudes again
— Tam Yajia (@DancesWithTamis) September 4, 2016
4. Thigh Gaps Are Overrated Anyway
I have a thigh gap; it's called a vagina.
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) July 11, 2016
5. It’s A Tough Life, Kid
7yr old "Do women get their periods on weekends too?"
Me "Yes"
7yr old mutters to herself "Jesus Christ"— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) November 20, 2015
6. Periods>Any Other Problems
Oh you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get u a tissue?
— No Autographs Please (@Angneedshelp) October 21, 2012
7. A New Pokemon Has Been Discovered!
In other news… today I caught a Pokémon that appears to be a weaponized vagina. pic.twitter.com/15XeWfvNKh
— Hannah Hart (@harto) April 23, 2017
8. Awkward?
Sitting in a room with my husband and kids… Suddenly I realise everyone here has been in my vagina. Wow
— Biggie Biggie ✨ (@Ruqqsss) January 11, 2016
9. When Your Vagina Is Over-Demanding
Me: Alone at last!! No one demanding my attention.
My Vagina: *Ahem*
Me: Really? That’s the second time today. Fine.
— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) April 4, 2019
10. Wow, RUDE!
I once accidentally sent a photo of my vagina to my son's guidance counselor and she emailed me saying she had received a "very disturbing image" from me and I'm still waiting for an apology.
— Jackie Bouvier (@jackiembouvier) June 3, 2019
11. A 10/10 Pun
So if I put sprinkles on my vagina ..is that clit bait?
— The Dark Side of Me (@neonorchid1) June 3, 2019
12. When Your Vagina Gets A Side Hustle
Did my vagina write these ads pic.twitter.com/lX0YolBZOy
— Bethany (@bethanyrutter) June 1, 2019
13. Because Vaginas Are TOUGH!
None of the fellas from the 🏀 pickup game today knew I was gushing blood from my vagina the whole time. Which I think possibly makes me a goddamn a hero?
— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) May 27, 2019
So which one made you LOL the hardest?
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