Being married has a lot of perks but when you’re the only married one in your group of friends, it's like you somehow become the butt of every joke or every ‘shaadi shuda’ stereotype! I was among the first few girls to get married and I’ve had my fair share of marriage memes thrown my way. There are some outright bizarre notions that people have about being married. Here are some of the most annoying questions married people get asked. I bet you're going to find these oh-so-relatable if you are married and wildly entertaining if you're not!
Warning, major sarcasm ahead!
How about you leave me alone and let me enjoy my drink, lady?
Yep, didn't you get the memo? All day, every day...that's literally ALL I got married for!
She's wonderful, thanks for asking. I'm sorry I couldn't give you the gossip you were expecting.
Husband's BFF marrying my BFF... Sounds like a plan!
It's the only priority in my life, I've made it my life's mission to practice making rotis every free minute I get.
Do you promise to help me clean up and do the dishes after?
Yes, it's called having a life and new responsibilities. Maybe you'll get it after you're married too.
Do your parents know you got sloshed last weekend? Of course, they don't!
If only I had a dish to throw every time I got asked this question.
I'm not blind, am I?
I've only been married two years, why don't you ask me that question in another two?
It's 2019 love, we BOTH do the housework.
I don't know girl, I guess you just have to kiss a few frogs and take your chances.
Yes, would you like to join the club?
Oh nothing major, just the rest of my life!
Yes, Satan will be here shortly.
Nope, absolutely not. Who needs a job when I can just sit in my room and comb my hair all day, right?
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