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Talk Dirty To Me: These 18 Bollywood Songs Can Put Your Sexting Game To Shame!

Talk Dirty To Me: These 18 Bollywood Songs Can Put Your Sexting Game To Shame!

Bollywood has given us some beautiful songs that we listen to on repeat. From love songs to dance numbers, every week we're hooked on to a new tune. We memorise lyrics of songs faster than formulas in our textbooks, right? These lyrics come handy in various situations and tend to make us relate every song to our mood. But there are some songs that have the most suggestive lyrics. Songs that will make you cringe and wonder... What were they thinking (or drinking?!)


Here's a list of 18 Bollywood songs that will force you to think dirty. Read on!


1. Laila (Shootout at Wadala - 2013)

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The lyrics:


O Laila teri le legi
Tu likh ke le le...


Sunny Leone shakes a leg to this suggestive number where John Abraham and Tusshar Kapoor are seen ogling at her as she moves.


2. Dreamum Wakeupum (Aiyyaa - 2012)

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The lyrics:


Face To Faceum Dharti Putram
Top To Baseum Kama Sutram
Thighsum Thunderum Downum Underum
Sizeum Matterum Thinkum Wonderum
Jumpingum... Pumpingum...
Throbbingum.. Thumpingum..


Yes, those really are the lyrics. And just in case these weren't enough, Rani Mukherji and Prithviraj Sukumaran are seen going down on each other.


3. I Am A Hunter (Gangs of Wasseypur - 2012)

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The lyrics:


I Am A Hunter And She Want To See My Gun
When I Pull It Out Boy The Woman Start To Run
I Am A Hunter And She Want To See My Gun
When I Pull It Out Boy The Woman Start To Run
She Beg Me To See It, She Beg Me To Show It
But When I Reveal It, She Want To Run And Hide
She Beg Me To See It, She Beg Me To Show It
But When I Reveal It, She Want To Run And Hide


The song is playing in the background while Nawazuddin Siddiqui is running around the city. She's shown to have the hots for Huma Qureshi and has no qualms in expressing what he has in mind.


4. Aa Re Pritam Pyare (Rowdy Rathore - 2012)

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The lyrics:


Pallu ke neeche chupa ke rakha hai
Utha doon toh hungama ho….


Mumaith Khan, Maryam Zakaria and Shakti Mohan are seen wearing lehenga cholis and dancing among villagers enticing them with these evocative lyrics.


5. Ringa Ringa (Slumdog Millionaire - 2008)

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The lyrics:


Khatiye Pe Main Padi Thi
Aur Gehri Neend Badi Thi
Aage Kya Main Kahu Sakhi Re
Ek Khatmal Tha Sayana
Mujhpe Tha Uska Nishana
Chunari Main Ghus Gaya Dheere, Dheere
Ooh, Kuch Nahi Samjha, O Buddhu
Kuch Nahi Socha
Reng Ke Jaane Kaha Pahucha


I have no idea how this song came into being because it plays in the background while Jamaal (Dev Patel) and Latika (Freida Pinto) are scurrying around the city trying to find each other. Looks like this song talks about their inner desires.


6. In The Night No Control (Khiladiyon Ka Khiladi - 1996)

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The lyrics:


In The Night No Control
Kya Karoon Kuch Toh Bol
In The Night No Control
Kya Karoon Kuch To Bol
Tod De Yeh Badan
Take My Love Take My Soul


From romancing in the swimming pool, blindfolding and licking chocolate off each other's fingers, playing in the wet mud to taking a shower together, Akshay Kumar and Rekha leave nothing to your imagination. A quick glimpse at the video will kinda creep you out. Clearly, in the night they had no control!


7. Pinjre Mein Popat Bole (Bhishma - 1996)

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The lyrics:


Gori ka mann lalchaye
Reh reh ke gabharaye
Laaj se wo sharmaye
Jiya ke wo mann bhaye
Mere sine mein ho mere sine mein
Mere sine mein dil mera dole
Ke pinjare mein popat bole


Looks like this means she wants him to get a boner every time she feels like having sex. Only if that were the case. Popat=Penis? Really?


8. Gup Chup Gup Chup (Karan Arjun - 1995)

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The lyrics:


Chhat pe soya tha behnoyi, chhat pe soya tha behnoyi
Main tanne samajh ke so gayi
Mujhko raana ji maaf karna,
Galti maare se ho gayi


Is getting away with infidelity that easy? Also, Raana Ji (Amrish Puri) seems to be absolutely with this confession only and only because she's wearing a lehenga choli and narrating it? Wow!


9. Sarkai Liyo Khatiya (Raja Babu - 1994)

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The lyrics:


Garmi mein maathe se tapake pasina
Bhaaye na baarish ka tip tip mahina
Suyi chubhe koyi shola sa bhadake
Suyi chubhe koyi shola sa bhadake
Maane na bairi jiya mora dhadake
Thukraao nahi batiya jaada lage
Ho sarkai liyo
Sarkai liyo khatiya jaada lage


What were Govinda and Karisma Kapoor thinking? Karisma is seen humping the Khatiya and it can't get any creepier than that. But wait, there's a chest/breast bump too. Not sure what the choreographer was thinking!?


10. Khada Hai (Andaz - 1994)

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The lyrics:


Khada hai khada hai khada hai
Khada hai khada hai khada hai
Dar pe tere aashiq khada hai
Khada hai khada hai khada hai
Dar pe tere aashiq khada hai
Khol khol khol darwaja khol


Anil Kapoor is seen humping Juhi Chawla from behind. Do we say anymore? 


11. Kyun Sharmaye Kyu Ghabraye (Cheetah - 1994)

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The lyrics:


Main sharma ke reh jati hu jab koi murga bole
Kukkud ku
Main ghabra ke reh jati hu jab koi kabutar bole
Gutar gu
Lekin ye manva dole jab man ki chidya bole
Lekin ye manva dole jab man ki chidya bole
Chu chu chu
Chu chu chu


Chu chu chu is 70% of the song. With suggestive dance moves and weird lyrics, this song will get stuck in your head if you listen to it more than once. Consider yourself warned!


12. Maal Gaadi Tu Dhakka Laga (Andaz - 1994)

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The lyrics:


Ye maal gaadi tu dhakka laga
Dhakka kaga re dhakka laga
Garam ho gaya engine
Iska dhakka deta jha


This song starts with Juhi Chawla lying on the bed wearing an atrocious cream lehenga and Anil Kapoor sitting on top of her. The song is full of sexual innuendos. There's a bit where she sings, "Waqt hai kam aur lamba safar hai, Tu raftar badhade manzil par hame pahocha de." She basically wants him to give her an orgasm.


13. Din Mein Leti Hai (Amaanat - 1994)

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The lyrics:


Din mein leti hai raat mein leti hai
Subah ko leti hai sham ko leti hai
Kya bura hai uska naam leti hai
Are bol bol kiska
Apne sajan ka apne balam ka
Apne pritam ka apne janam ka


What a good use of pauses! It completely misleads you until you listen to the second half of the song. Also, I wonder how they always manage to have Akshay Kumar in such suggestive songs.


14. Main Laya Hoon Chuha Apna (Yaar Gaddar - 1994)

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The lyrics:


Arey mai laya hu chuha apna,
Kaha hai teri chuhi
Huyi huyi huyi huyi
Huyi huyi huyi huyi


The song starts with Saif Ali Khan disguised as an old man dancing with a group of boys. And he really has got a white rat. The rest? Well, watch the video! 


15. Chaddh Gaya Upar Re (Dalaal - 1993)

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The lyrics:


Chadh gaya upar re,
Atariya pe kabootar re
Panchi deewana, chug kar daana
Udd gaya phar phar re


Yes, she is referring to a one-night stand. Watch the song to trip over the weird dance moves.


16. Rukmani Rukmani (Roja - 1992)

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The lyrics:


Rukmani rukmani shadee ke bad kya kya huwa
Ho ho o, ho ho o ho ho o
Kaun hara kaun jita khidaki me se dekho jara
Ho ho o, ho ho o ho ho o
Baaho me hai baahe daale mithi baate hone lagee
Khatiya bhee dhire dhire khat khat hone lagee
Aage pichhe huwa toh jhatpat hone lagee
Ho ho o, ho ho o ho ho o...


It's normal for elders to ask about the first night, right? The entire song is about Rukmani describing Shaadi ke baad kya kya hua.


17. Hum Toh Tamboo Mein Bamboo Lagaye Baithe (Mard - 1985)

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The lyrics:


Maine Jor Lagaaya Hayya Hu Hey Hayya Hu
Maine Jor Lagaaya Haath Se Bhi Dabaaya
Par Dil Ki Miti Na Chubhan
Dulha Baahar Dulhan Andar, Bich Mein Yeh Gore Bandar
Mera Kab Hoga Utghaatan
Jaldi Kar Der Na Kar, Kya Karu Aa Idhar
Ho Tum Toh Tambu Mein Bambu Lagaaye Baithe Ho
Ho Tum Toh Tambu Mein Bambu Lagaaye Baithe


It's hard to believe that this double meaning, cringe-worthy song stars Amitabh Bachchan. Not only would you want to delete this song from your memory, but Big B too wouldn't want to revisit this memory.


18. Teri Le Loon (Tere Mere Beech Mein - 1984)

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The lyrics:


Teri le lu baahe baah me
Teri le lu baahe baah me
Dhire dhire
Dalu chaal mai
Dhire dhire
Dalu chaal mai


The song not only has these weird lyrics but also some annoying squeaky sounds. Every line has a pause and that's what's supposed to be the highlight of the song.  


Do you know any more songs with such dirty lyrics? Let us know!


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