Are you socially awkward? Do you end up saying or behaving in a way that puts you in a spot where you're embarrassed for the next 15 years to come? Do you look at other girls who can flirt effortlessly and feel that you're under-equipped to handle situations that may involve talking to other human beings? Well, then welcome to Team Awkward and let me tell you, the struggle is real. The real struggle comes when you have to flirt with somebody (or in fact, talk to someone cute)! Remember that scene from Kapoor & Sons where Fawad says "you're funny" and Alia responds with "you're hot". Well, that's me every time I'm around a cute boy! So if like me, you're one of those awkward girls who doesn't know what to do in social situations, here are some things you'll totally relate to!
Your awkwardness is a hindrance in your brain processing things.
It made for a weird conversation from there on!
Your response to that is usually running to the bathroom because your skill set does not involve small talk.
You never know when you'll call success suck-sex!
... multiple times!
Your mouth is an unpredictable little thing and you don't know what's going to come out of it next!
Without looking like either a) they're constipated or b) they'd rather be anywhere but here!
After all, you don't trust your own instincts.
That's the only thing in your search history.
Not everyone appreciates your humour. In fact, no one appreciates your humour.
Being around people is stressful because you have no control over what you'll say next.
If you can't tell them you like them, how will anything ever happen?
They're not going to approach you if they can see you snort like a pig. Heart-1, Playboy-0
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