Drunk nights make great stories right? It’s fun to let loose, be silly and do things that you’d never do. It’s all fun and games… until a picture of your drunk wardrobe malfunction surfaces. You and I both know it’s a pain to hold your clothes in place when your mind and body are on different pages, don’t we? I mean, hot party clothing is also usually flimsy. So, that dress that has that sexy plunge? Probably going to disappoint you by flashing a stranger at the club. Those slinky satin pants? They’re going to slip. Getting a glimpse of someone’s buttcrack while they’re going crazy twerking isn’t a pleasant experience.
While they say what happens in the club, stays in the club, it usually doesn’t end up that way. Growing up makes you right some wrongs, which is our to-do for the day! We have found some tres chic party worthy fashion pieces that will not budge. No matter how sloshed you are, these 10 items will stay put and save you from potentially disastrous wardrobe malfunctions. Here goes:
1. Cor-Set It Up
Off-shoulder tops can be hard to deal with when you’re sober, forget when you’re knocking down shots. This lace-up off-shoulder crop top is your best bet! Just lace it up into place and knock those shots down, because this top ain’t budging. Not today, wardrobe malfunctions, not today.
Halter neck tops and dresses like this one are great to have on when you know you’re going to get drunk on shots and hence, wild. It holds your bodice in place while the sexy slit skirt lets you bust a move without a malfunction.
Leggings can be a disaster on drunk nights. They keep slipping down and aren’t the safest bet when it comes to keeping you as concealed as you’d like when you’re drunk. These flared pants with scallop detail are zip up and more secure. Want to swing around like an acrobat? Knock yourself out.
Uncomfortable and flimsy shoes are just as much of a pain when you're drunk as skimpy clothing. We found you a glamorous pair of flat sandals which won’t give way and cause injuries when you’re making a drunken fool out of your friends. After all, you wouldn’t want to be embarrassed any more than you absolutely have to, right?
Skirts go flying about, especially when you're drunk. It’s not the best idea to fall over and find your skirt around your waist, yes? Don’t you fret, dear. These lace-up pink skorts to the rescue. Go short without having to worry about wardrobe malfunctions ever again!
Mini dresses might be your go-to for parties but when you’re planning on drinking your weight in alcohol it’s best to put them back in your closet. Invest in a cool playsuit to keep it short while staying away from any peek-a-boo moments.