This father's day, it's time to celebrate the most ridiculous and 'dad' statements our fathers have made over the years. While most of them are funny, some are just downright mean and sarcastic. But that's just your dad being a dad, difficult to read but always loved. So here are the funniest things our fathers have said to us.
Because he's at a loss for words, alas I have won.
Usually, while he aggressively points at my face (makeup) or my clothes.
Legit every time I ask for money before I step out of the house.
That's how much my driving scares him. Thanks, dad.
Ummm, this one just hurt.
Then he ignores me and everything I do.
After every fuck up ever.
For the stomach aches, he's gonna get from laughing at my jokes.
And then she says no.
He's being 100% ironic when he says this.
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