People can be pretty nosy, can't they? They often believe they have a right to comment on your body and in certain incidents, even body shame you. Because let's be honest, we've all had someone or the other come up to us and ask, "Have you put on weight?" And I detest that question! It's none of your business.
Sometimes, maybe I have gained weight and I'm struggling with it, or maybe I'm just bloated thanks to my period, which means I am definitely pissed off. Why bother people with this pointless question when obviously they've noticed changes in their own body? I'll never really understand. So instead, I made a list of funny and witty replies you can give people who are crossing the line of comfort and watch the colour wash out of their faces.
And it was yummy!
Up, up and away.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
I've spent a lot of money on this! #NeverForget #TreatYoSelf
How vella are you?
I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
Get gone and shut up.
I own a mirror, you know?
Meghan Trainor would not approve of you.
But he said I still looked beautiful in bed.
It's a public service really, this world needs and deserves my awesomeness.
How absurd can you be?
Nobody deserves to belittle you girl! You're a queen and your body is a wonderland, treat yo self.